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- flashbender0
pps: do you PIITB?
- TheBlueOne0
OK...How about this:
Hi (Fill In Nasty Brit Girls' Name Here),
You work in Government. I am a Designer. I will add color to your drab world, and add the fire of creativity to your obviously boring and crappy life of statistics and population charts. Come with me to New England for the weekend where I will paint you naked in the colors of the rainbows as we get drunk on endless bottles of merlot and the deep, deep color of your eyes, which even now still haunt me, as the scent of your shampoo still lingers...
Here are my digits if you want to hook up.
Peace..I'm out.
ozhanilon- i think i am in love!alicetheblue
- fuckin lol
amazingliveforever - *swoon*Jaline
- Again, all these skills. No way to use them. *sighTheBlueOne
- LET OUT THE RAINBOWS!flavorful
- You're using them right now.
*hopes TheBlueOne's wife doesn't have a keylogger installedJaline - *doesn't want black belt doctor coming after herJaline
- lol.. this is greatwordsinyourmouth
- fucking A!ozhanlion
- TheBlueOne, I'll return the favor man, don't worry!ozhanlion
- hahahahaaTara
- SoulFly0
Amazing letter above, Blue one.
I would only change the "peace.. I'm out" to something else more mature,
how about;
Peace... bitchess...
- ozhanlion0
Okay people, what do you think?
Hi [name],
I hope you are having a great Friday! I don't want to seem too forward, but I was pleasantly surprised meeting you yesterday on the subway, and really enjoyed the brief conversation we had after getting off at the same stop. Okay I admit I followed you to the F train but it was for a good cause. Amazing that we live in the same area and what's more amazing is I was dumb enough to ask you which street you live... So in return, I think I should take you out for drinks in the neighborhood. What do you say?best.
[name]- errr. "..dumb enough forget to ask you.."ozhanlion
- tl;drskt
- *hangs headJaline
- No no no..Do mot admit "following"..implies creepiness. Chalk it all up to serendipity and chance.TheBlueOne
- it's New York, do it fool, you ain't got nuthin to loose....robotron3k
- * hangs selfcreative-
- oh cmon... I am not a creepy person, I am trying to be funny there guys.ozhanlion
- TheBlueOne0
I am beginning to feel like you're not taking this very serious at all...my words are but pearls thrown to swine.
*sigh
- wow I feel exhausted at this point and don't feel like sending it anymore. :(ozhanlion
- just take ou "the following" bit
-do it!alicetheblue
- TheBlueOne0
- represents idealized love, the game of love, the power of love over time..in that order..TheBlueOne
- I have been romantic all my life and always being fucked for that. I guess I am not touching those areas anymore.ozhanlion
- no, I totally understand you man. .. but still.ozhanlion
- why would you fuck for any other reason?capsize
- flashbender0
oz - less formal and less deprecating. That comes off as too meek to me.
Hi [name],
I hope you are having a great Friday!Meeting you on the train yesterday really made my day, that would have been enough to keep me smiling the rest of the day, but getting to chat with you after we got off at the same stop has put a silly grin on my face that doesn't seem to be going away.
Since we live in the same area how would you like to go out for drinks in the neighborhood sometime?
hoping your day is as good as mine,
[name]- playa's got the words....robotron3k
- yes yes yes
alicetheblue - really?skt
- That works very well...TheBlueOne
- nice. liking that.Samush
- this is great!ozhanlion
- Too cheesy for me. At least change the "hoping your day is as good as mine" bit.Jaline
- Pretty valid point Jaline. I'm nots old on that either OK OZ, if it works you have to name your first child "Fleshbanger"flashbender
- too cheesy for me too. no go.Tara
- really? Damn.flashbender
- well I am not cheesy in person, and this is only a conversation starter. so it should be okay I think.ozhanlion
- it's too happy happy joy joy, you dont know her and it shouldn't sound like she has turned your world upside down already which this does. it's a bit much.Tara
- this kinda does. just keep it simple and put something light/jokey in there.Tara
- flashbender0
edit:
Meeting you on the train yesterday really made my day, that would have been enough to keep me smiling the rest of the dayshould be:
Meeting you on the train yesterday really made my day, that would have been enough to keep me smiling for quite some time,That day ... day is weird. I should really learn to read things I write before I hit the send button
- why weird, I kind of liked it. rest of the day. this happened around 7pm.ozhanlion
- oh, well, if you're good with it, then roll with it. I hereby transfer all creative ownership rights to you.flashbender
- yeah web2.0 of relationships. crowdsourcing creating the content :) thanks!ozhanlion
- alicetheblue0
ok - so, now you have the best
of the best advice.just write her!!!!!!!
- lajj0
haha this is starting to remind me of a really funny short movie,
"Stalker Guilt Syndrome"
- ozhanlion0
I did and got this response.
Hi there,
I am having a great Friday thanks, especially as I am just about to
leave the office for my first 'summer Friday' of the year.I enjoyed meeting you yesterday as well - and thanks for emailing me
first :)A drink in our neighborhood sounds good. What are your plans for the
weekend?Hope your Friday continues to be great...
[name]
I think you guys were right, it was kind of cheesy but I think I got away with being really nice when we were talking. This is a cool reply. I like it. Time to be a man now.. thanks all.
- rocknonstop0
Hey (name),
Great meeting you the other day. Just wanted to drop you a line and say hi. I know you work for the government and I wanted to see if you could help with something. My neighbor plays Celion Dion (or similarly annoying music) all night really loud and I wanted to see if you could have her arrested/audited/shot. Any chance you could help me out?
Thanks
(your name here)
- CALLES0
send the email dude... and chill
- TheBlueOne0
One last piece, you can man up and now stop posting any subsequent communication email between the two of you, or you can be a weasel and continue to publically display the intimacies of your communication on a public message board.
I know which way I'd go.
Of course, if she breaks your heart, the sex tape should be immediately zipped up, sent up to rapidshare and the link posted here.
- frost2150
call her and sing this
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- thats a bummer... Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Upfrost215
- hey now..no inadvertent rick rolling allowed..TheBlueOne
- frost2150
seriously though stop being a p*ssy and call her. Worst case scenario is that you will be in the same place when you woke up today.
- CALLES0
wjatever you do... KEEP your WORD... if anything happens it will hunt you for years
- alicetheblue0
phew
now I can go and enjoy the extra long
holiday weekens