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- liveforever0
i'm from yorkshire
your in for a winner but also a headache (high maintenance)- but nasty, right?TheBlueOne
- lol - fuck yeh. remember the nast boys - like 10 times work without dicks tholiveforever
- I have no idea what you just said, but I'll say "Fuck yeah!!"TheBlueOne
- I'm confused.Jaline
- dam dyslexialiveforever
- Yeah on what Blue said!mattiaBK
- roundabout0
Email her already, the time Monday come round she might have found someone over the weekend, Just ask here out for a drink, and get on with it.
- +1SoulFly
- the correct answerYolo
- What are the chances of her finding someone in two days? anything can happen, at any time, anywhere...Jaline
- Emailing is fine, but doing something eventful right away seems a bit strange.Jaline
- yeah JUST EMAIL HER!!!!
and let us know;-)alicetheblue
- utopian10
Just take her to a strip club, enough said.
- liveforever0
ozhanlion can i have her email as well for when she comes home
- TheBlueOne0
SCIENCE!!
- "evolution has not adapted women to having casual sex"
What a weird sentence.Jaline - clearly havent had a yorkshire bird if u believe thisliveforever
- "evolution has not adapted women to having casual sex"
- madirish0
just. fucking. write/call/email/whatever here. life is too short for this sort of bullshit.
- liveforever0
in the time its taken u to decide whether or not to email her, you could have exchanged a good hours worth of dirty talking texts.
- ozhanlion0
How about this email?
Hey Brit Girl,
It felt great talking to you yesterday. Even if you are working for the government* I think I will try my chances with you! I forgot to ask one thing though, where do you live in the Lower East Side? ***She works for the nyc and company, a government funded company.
** She asked me where I live and I said the Lower East Side, and she was like whereabouts as he was living in the hood too. but I forgot to ask where she does live.
- nooooooooooooooooo
idiot !liveforever - no way.Tara
- then help me change it to something that's sendable pretty please!ozhanlion
- How about something like,
Hey (whatever her name is),
It was nice meeting you yesterday , albiet briefly. I think you're cute and it would be nice to chat again with you sometime. How about a drink (or whatever idea you have)next week? or just make initial contact but avoid cliches like brit girl or making jokes about her jobTara - you're cute and it would be nice to chat with you again sometime. How about a drinkTara
- or whatever activity you have planned. avoid jokes about her job and cliches like brit girlTara
- hey Tara, I cannot read your whole post, can you please post it as a response? thanks!ozhanlion
- oh I read it now. lol for the cliche comment :) damn I am such a loser.ozhanlion
- def not "it felt great" nope, no sirblackspade
- nooooooooooooooooo
- liveforever0
u write that shit and youve got a better chance with her gay mate
- TheBlueOne0
You are 13, right?
- wordsinyourmouth0
dude never put asterisks in a fucking e-mail... wtf
- wtf, he's notJaline
- lolliveforever
- i guess i read through it too fast lolwordsinyourmouth
- either way it still sucks ballswordsinyourmouth
- madirish0
*shoots self
- utopian10
Let her know that she has nice teeth for a Brit, that will turn her on!
- TheBlueOne0
How about this:
Hi (Fill In Nasty Brit Girls' Name Here),
I don't want to seem too forward, but I was pleasantly surprised meeting you yesterday on the subway, and really enjoyed the brief conversation we had after getting off at the same stop. Amazing that we had (fill in subject of whatever clever conversation you had) in common. I would really like to meet up soon and maybe talk some more...
Best,
ozhanilon, 13 years old- this is goodwordsinyourmouth
- Wouldn't she get suspicious of who really wrote this once he starts to speak? ;)
good one though.Jaline - lol, this true, there's going to be issues once he opens his mouthwordsinyourmouth
- isn't this too dull?ozhanlion
- fuck you very much guys :)ozhanlion
- All these skills and I can't use them anymore.
*leans back in chair, misses single life.TheBlueOne - yeh way too dull
she will think your a geek
u need to be casual and say it how it is. brits love thatliveforever - he does have to insert clever stuff... which could be problamaticwordsinyourmouth
- He said she was wearing a business suit. That means something, right?Jaline
- okay I am sending this I think haha. I hope I am not screwing things up.ozhanlion
- yeah good ...
"Maybe we could meet for coffe or lunch sometime"
put put this in place of
"I would really like..."
alicetheblue - "I would really like to meet ..."alicetheblue
- good addition...TheBlueOne
- jaline, can you elaborate? I was in my pants and converse, very casual. I also told her I am a designer too. So maybe along those lines?ozhanlion
- maybe along those lines?ozhanlion
- bonus points if your brief conversation was about giant strapons and lube...TheBlueOne
- I don't know. Just because she wears a suit doesn't mean much except that she may not mind dressing up.Jaline
- liveforever0
Hey Brit Girl,
Even if you are working for the government I think I will try my chances with you! This is why i'm telling you that i know where osama bin laden is but you have to come round mine first. ******** i'm a twat
- SoulFly0
Oh.. no....
I was waiting for a happy ending to this story..
- Jaline0
Too many opposing opinions here.
*shoots self
- welcome... the water is warmmadirish
- hiJaline
- *crowds of QBNers cheer*Jaline
- hello, how are we today?
:)madirish - good. I wish you could be here for Canada Day. that sucks. But you are having a good time, I believe.Jaline
- i am! i too wish i could be here for it, but i will make poutine in it's/your honor!madirish
- ha, OKJaline
- :)Jaline
- flashbender0
a business card?
don't get too excited there, Dimitri
http://www.qbn.com/topics/556336…
- liveforever0
hi (dirty nasty brit girls who puts out for a bag of crisps)
ozhanlion here (guy u met on bus). just wandered if u were up to much this weekend and seeing if u fancy a drink or a sunday roast :)
ozhanlion xx
ps: mums says i can stay out till 8.30.- sos, dyslexia really kicks in when i'm excited to go home but this shud do the trickliveforever
- lol @ puts out for a bag of crispshammerofdawn