coconut help
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- janne76
how do you open up a coconut, guys?
I AM SERIOUS, PEOPLE.
I have no idea.
PLEASE.
(else i may cut my fingers)
- skt0
timeline!!
mx asked this about 3 years ago. no idea what the thread might be called though. or how to open a coconut.
- stem0
Poke the black eyes, let the water drain out, them smash the fucker with an hammer!!!
- totally_recalled0
hammer and chisel. gotta split that mutha fukka
- stem0
As I thought...
- If you do not have any of these materials (or you're in a hurry), but still wish to open your coconut, you can put it in a tough plastic bag and throw it against a hard surface. You will lose the juice, but still be able to eat the nut.capsize
- well?janne76
- hahaha. top 10 note of the year if that was intentional.lvl_13
- janne760
awesome
ty, stem!
- stem0
You would think there would be a more sophisticated way of doing this, wouldn't you... what with computers and technology and stuff?
- canuck0
" Never try to bite open a coconut. It will not open it and will break your teeth."
HAHAHHA
- citizen_h0
use crack it against the floor/brick/wall
- stoplying0
Try to (refresh if fail)
- neue75_bold0
ask milkey_joe, he's coco loco...
- Jaline0
We have coconuts often. However, we have a tool. Butcher knife.
Make an indented line around the coconut (which is where it will be split) if you want. Basically, you keep rotating it and hitting the line (or the middle of the coconut) with the butcher knife until it splits. Of course, if you lack practice you may cut your hand off.
- HAHAHAHA i'm stealing that last line to use the next time anyone asks me how to do something in CSS7point34
- also that's a cleaver7point34
- yeah, I searched Google and guess it was incorrect. Thanks.Jaline
- http://images.google…
But searching for "cleaver" comes up with better images.Jaline - i learned correcting people by watching you. haha7point34
- hahaJaline
- The weapon my people ear the most.Milky_joe
- fearMilky_joe
- CALLES0
were do you find coconuts in the netherlands?
- we have parrots, why not coconuts..neue75_bold
- under coco, but you have to ask him nice.7point34
- janne760
albert has' em..
- TheBlueOne0
- WILSON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QBN should ban snuff videos :'(Milky_joe
- WILSON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- CALLES0
just go get a machete from one of the Immigrants and hold it on the side... take a slice off the top and rotate... repeat