Bill Gates to leave Microsoft
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- moldero0
good for him
- tasty0
By Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, does he mean boning his wife?
- boobs0
I hear he got shit-canned. He's polishing his resume right now.
I've already turned him down, and he's taking it badly.
- ernexbcn0
you ruined my Hedge joke
- Llyod0
he's going to spend the remainder of his days meeting 3rd world dictators
- chaimelimeliah0
Apple's retail market share is 14 percent, and two-thirds for PCs costing $1,000 or more. He is smart to leave now.
- drgs0
bill trying to download moviemaker from microsoft.com
- stem0
Lloyd, yeah, we were talking about how jobs looks a bit rough lately. Do you think he has good aids or bad aids?
- stem0
- 23kon0
he's leaving to help me with my new site idea.
you think im joking?
- dskz0
Hedge has Bill Gates on his payroll.
- instrmntl0
i thought he already -
"walk away from Microsoft and focus on the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation."
- Llyod0
From the looks of him Jobs will be dead soon.
- Vicentvangogh0
I guess Bill has to figure out a way to spend the billions upon billions he made "stealing" I mean selling software that never worked right.
Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation = Redemption
- 0000000
Bill Gates is one of my Idol,
I'll really really miss the cunt
- Jnr_Madison0
He wants to be remembered as a philanthropist rather than a cunt, I'm sure he could find people better suited to give his money away.
- jfletcher0
designbot is right. Most people who have billions don't care and buy personal jets and wasteful houses/islands.
"stealing"? Really? Doesn't anyone rememeber Xerox?Both Jobs and Gates are good business men, but operate and value different things. IF Apple controlled 90% of the market we'd all hate them. Let's just love what we have :)