toilet talk
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- peterorpete
i was just in a toilet not thinking any one else was in there so i took it upon myself to have a good go at getting all this gas out as i'm feeling pretty ill at mo. Any way so there i was; fucking loud fart noises going off everywhere along with with big growls and grunts and my really loud laughter at the loudness of the guffs i was making, and then someone unlocked the cubicle next to me and left. very embarrassing
- CALLES0
did you wait a couple of minutes?
- ian0
was it more or less embarrassing than telling us about it, or did you feel secure in having the same level of anonymity in both places?
- CALLES0
why are you laughing at your farts grunts and moans anyways you freak?
- peterorpete0
becuase they were unusually loud and i was alone, and im ill so i needed a little cheering up
- mg330
How is that embarrassing? You're in there to do one thing and one thing only: DESTROY.
What anyone thinks about what you do in there and how you do it is there own prerogative and their own problem.
I mean, what are you, a toilet prude?
- Jaline0
Question: if you were the person in the other stall would you:
(1) wait until the other person came out to see who they were.
(2) just guess by the shoes (or do some investigative work having to do with the shoes).
(3) wait outside the door, a bit further away (like pretending you're doing something else near the washroom).
(4) exit promptly (after washing hands, of course)- 3peterorpete
- hahaha always look at the shoes7point34
- defo shoessleepyfatso
- (5) Get out quietly, sit on the countertop waiting for them with your legs swinging.********
- I'll call Larry Craig.boobs
- (6) pretend you leftJaline
- (7) Masturbate feverishly.********
- fugged0
i've always wanted to yell, "fire in the hole!" and blow ass while exiting a crowded elevator. is that uncivilized?
- Perhaps illegal. Weird rules about yelling "fire" in public, haha.********
- Perhaps illegal. Weird rules about yelling "fire" in public, haha.
- CALLES0
you should have topped it off by tapping your neck quickly to simulate the sound of masturbation
- classyFariska
- ..everyone reading this is now tapping their neck, thinking it does sound like it a bit..mikotondria3
- doesn't it?CALLES
- by god! you're right!Jaline
- HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?!?!?!? i'm devastatedCALLES
- I know guys...Jaline
- i'm blown awayCALLES
- i was masturbating while reading thisdrgs
- HA, yes i was.JOSF
- harlequino0
True story:
Years ago I was in a stall, in a fairly full public bathroom. Someone in a stall at the other end was clearly having issues. Loud, primal, deeply disturbing tones eminating from his temporary fortress of solitude. No one said anything. Suddenly, a voice from the stall next to him chimed in, in an exact replica of Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High": "Dude...do you need a doctor??"
The place went wild in laughter, and the poor soul responded in a strained, "Gahhh! No....thank you....no."
- CALLES0
was it solid? or were you peeing out of TB
- MSTRPLN0
If we could only live in a world where the passing of gas in public could be looked upon as socially acceptable practice, on par with sneezing and coughing.
Where people wouldn't raise any eyebrows, and maybe even yield a "God bless you"
- mg330
If the mood is right, I like to sob softly, just enough to be detected by others, and mutter the word "Mama" in between sobs and moments of softly sucking in air while crying.
- CALLES0
i do like to go to pee in a stall and go like "sssss it burns" with a straight face finish and you get a +1 if you try to shake their hand on the way out the bathroom
- mg330
BTW, I am soon to be getting die-cut stickers made that say
PLEASE DO NOT DEFECATE IN THIS URINAL
Going to sell them for $10, pack of 10 stickers. Helvetica will be used.
Who's buying?
- I've done it...********
- The die cut is the trick - if you put it INSIDE the urinal, it's gonna take some poor guy at least an hour to scrape those letters out.mg33
- letters off! I hope to help class up some real nice restaurants with this.mg33
- I meant defecated in a urinal before I never put a sticker asking someone not to.********
- well you might have the chance to if I follow through with this.mg33
- hahah, if I ever saw a sign like that ... I would go find some dog shit and load that sucker up.********
- I've done it...
- CALLES0
i think peterorpete is at it again
- Jaline0
By the way, someone keeps leaving official letters in our stalls at work about how we're ladies and therefore the washroom should be clean at all times. And then a new letter showed up two weeks later saying the same thing, but some of the words were bold. Probably the same person. Someone else wrote, "GET. A. GRIP" on top of the letter, and this morning they were ripped off.
I'm all for clean washrooms, but I'm all for fights too.
- I'd rather see a big log in a toilet as opposed to a bloody tampon ... that's for sure.********
- Okay I almost puked writing that.********
- grossss! it's more about toilets not being flushed. GOD, I think I'm going to stop eating my lunch now...Jaline
- I'd rather see a big log in a toilet as opposed to a bloody tampon ... that's for sure.
