What is metrosexuality
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- Meeklo0
male cleavage
- Meeklo0
Not really metrosexual.. more of a douche
- OSFA0
This guy is up there...
- Meeklo0
JIMBO
Mr. Garrison, those are great pants.MR. GARRISON
Thanks, Jimbo. I really like your outfit,
too. Soho... so Jimbo, you... wanna
come back to my place with me and Mr.
Slave?JIMBO
Uh, for what?MR. GARRISON
Well, you know...JIMBO
No.MR. GARRISON
Huh.RANDY
Mr. Garrison! Hey doll.MR. GARRISON
Oh hey Randy.RANDY
You're looking ultra-fabulous.MR. GARRISON
Wull thanks. You too. So uh, Randy,
you want me to give you a hand job in
the bathroom?RANDY
Nuno, thanks, I'm, I'm not like that.MR. GARRISON
Not, not like that?RICHARD
How about some shirazz, guys?MR. GARRISON
Uh-OH, thanks, Mr. Tweek.RICHARD
My pleasure, silly-buns.MR. GARRISON
Oh, wuh, welluh, Mr. Tweek, why don't
we uh, go back to my place.RICHARD
Why?MR. GARRISON
Well, you know, I was just thinking
we could... put on some music and watch
videos and pound Mr. Slave's tight little
ass.MR. SLAVE
Woohoohoohoo, Jethuth Chritht.RICHARD
Wohohoho, goodness no. I, I'm straight.MR. GARRISON
Straight? Bu-uh, Oh what... Jesus, what
the hell is goin' on here?!PATRONS
Huh?MR. GARRISON
Why won't anybody pound Mr. Slave's
butt?!RANDY
Well, we don't "pound butt," Mr. Garrison,
we're straight.MR. GARRISON
Those pants and those shoes say you
pound butt!!JIMBO
Heeey, now that's not true. My shoes
don't say I pound butt.MR. GARRISON
No, your shoes say you take it in the
butt!!SKEETER
'Sokay, Mr. Garrison. We learned that
gays are totally cool. You're just one
of us now.PATRONS
Yeah.MR. GARRISON
One of you?! We've spent our whole
lives tryin' NOT to be one of you! You
can't do this to us!!
- Jaline0
Uh oh. Is Meeklo going to go on another quest to insinuate that all metrosexuals suck? *tsk tsk
- naaah..
that's from south park, and its hilarious to meMeeklo - Ah, I see now. V-necks are fine, depending on the guy and his body.Jaline
- Ugh ... I wear V-Necks. Actually I made a conscious effort to start wearing them awhile ago.********
- I remember this one douche (metrosexual) at a party kept going, "Dude you're wearing a v-neck!?" Like it was the most ridiculous thing in the world.********
- ridiculous thing in the world. I just kind of gave him a weird look and acted like he didn't exist.********
- flav.. you are turning to metsex :)Meeklo
- In can look really good. I mean, it's like most normal clothing. It look on some people, and not on others.Jaline
- *looks goodJaline
- naaah..
- diib0
Is there a difference between an übersexual and an Metrosexual?
- moldero0
fo-hawks = girl mohawks
- Drno0
metrosexuality is the reason I had to buy that freakin nail cleaning kit 20 min ago,
my wife is still looking at me weird.
- Drno0
- DanaScully0
metrosexuality could be a lot of things.
- it could mean yer almost gay
- you are gay and you can't talk about it
- or you aren't gay and just was raised to be but never had the taste for man ass.I dated a guy who I swore was the most metrosexual being ever. I never knew a guy that wore so many suits in college, for class. Made sure his facial hair was like perfect and his flipping closet was color coordinated. It freaked me out hardcore.
gewwww
- Jnr_Madison0
someone who has sex with in the subway.
- http://www.qbn.com/t…********
- fuck me.Jnr_Madison
- on the subway?7point34
- http://www.qbn.com/t…
- drgs0
all of males in here suffer from low self-esteem
- ********0
it means straight but gay ...in the city
- fyoucher10
A prettyboy sans gayness just about sums it up. They dress good, spend more than a minute on their hair, wear designer clothes, nice shoes, a nice watch, anything that helps them to look like a D&G ad. The complete opposite of a country boy. But, their not gay, their 100% straight, they do all of this to get women. If your gay and do this, then you're just gay and a fashionista. I don't think someone whose gay can be considered for metrosexuality, can they?
- drgs0
well put fyoucher1. just follow the golden rule:
if it helps you get more tail -- its not gayanyone who thinks otherwise are bitter, unattractive young men, who have sexuality problems.
yes, they do, its true- you are such a total tool.********
- so other than that you agree?
have something to say, write a reply, ur note is obsoletedrgs
- you are such a total tool.
- drgs0
ultimately, if it all came down to choice of clothes, it would be too easy to be a man
what happened to ancient values of plant a tree, build a house, raise a son, then you become a man?this is it folks,white pussyboy website designers who sit in front of the computer all day stroking their penises, think they are macho saviors of the world because they dress like homeless ravers
gathering in gangs on internet and posting pictures of men who you would usually consider more potent than you, collectively labeling them gay, is not a way of self-asserting yourself.
those are the same people who blame women too
- mg330
You've got it wrong diib.
It's not metrosexuality, that word makes no sense.
The right word, while wrong, is metrosexualness. It's a dumb word anyways invented to stigmatize men who prefer not to dress like Ray Romano, or always look like they're going to a sports bar.
- Khurram0
i would consider myself a flaming i metrosexual. i have hair straightners people!
i also take it in the ass as well as in the mouth.
- ********0
- ********0
metrosexualty is
