What is metrosexuality

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    JIMBO
    Mr. Garrison, those are great pants.

    MR. GARRISON
    Thanks, Jimbo. I really like your outfit,
    too. Soho... so Jimbo, you... wanna
    come back to my place with me and Mr.
    Slave?

    JIMBO
    Uh, for what?

    MR. GARRISON
    Well, you know...

    JIMBO
    No.

    MR. GARRISON
    Huh.

    RANDY
    Mr. Garrison! Hey doll.

    MR. GARRISON
    Oh hey Randy.

    RANDY
    You're looking ultra-fabulous.

    MR. GARRISON
    Wull thanks. You too. So uh, Randy,
    you want me to give you a hand job in
    the bathroom?

    RANDY
    Nuno, thanks, I'm, I'm not like that.

    MR. GARRISON
    Not, not like that?

    RICHARD
    How about some shirazz, guys?

    MR. GARRISON
    Uh-OH, thanks, Mr. Tweek.

    RICHARD
    My pleasure, silly-buns.

    MR. GARRISON
    Oh, wuh, welluh, Mr. Tweek, why don't
    we uh, go back to my place.

    RICHARD
    Why?

    MR. GARRISON
    Well, you know, I was just thinking
    we could... put on some music and watch
    videos and pound Mr. Slave's tight little
    ass.

    MR. SLAVE
    Woohoohoohoo, Jethuth Chritht.

    RICHARD
    Wohohoho, goodness no. I, I'm straight.

    MR. GARRISON
    Straight? Bu-uh, Oh what... Jesus, what
    the hell is goin' on here?!

    PATRONS
    Huh?

    MR. GARRISON
    Why won't anybody pound Mr. Slave's
    butt?!

    RANDY
    Well, we don't "pound butt," Mr. Garrison,
    we're straight.

    MR. GARRISON
    Those pants and those shoes say you
    pound butt!!

    JIMBO
    Heeey, now that's not true. My shoes
    don't say I pound butt.

    MR. GARRISON
    No, your shoes say you take it in the
    butt!!

    SKEETER
    'Sokay, Mr. Garrison. We learned that
    gays are totally cool. You're just one
    of us now.

    PATRONS
    Yeah.

    MR. GARRISON
    One of you?! We've spent our whole
    lives tryin' NOT to be one of you! You
    can't do this to us!!

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