What is metrosexuality
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JIMBO
Mr. Garrison, those are great pants.MR. GARRISON
Thanks, Jimbo. I really like your outfit,
too. Soho... so Jimbo, you... wanna
come back to my place with me and Mr.
Slave?JIMBO
Uh, for what?MR. GARRISON
Well, you know...JIMBO
No.MR. GARRISON
Huh.RANDY
Mr. Garrison! Hey doll.MR. GARRISON
Oh hey Randy.RANDY
You're looking ultra-fabulous.MR. GARRISON
Wull thanks. You too. So uh, Randy,
you want me to give you a hand job in
the bathroom?RANDY
Nuno, thanks, I'm, I'm not like that.MR. GARRISON
Not, not like that?RICHARD
How about some shirazz, guys?MR. GARRISON
Uh-OH, thanks, Mr. Tweek.RICHARD
My pleasure, silly-buns.MR. GARRISON
Oh, wuh, welluh, Mr. Tweek, why don't
we uh, go back to my place.RICHARD
Why?MR. GARRISON
Well, you know, I was just thinking
we could... put on some music and watch
videos and pound Mr. Slave's tight little
ass.MR. SLAVE
Woohoohoohoo, Jethuth Chritht.RICHARD
Wohohoho, goodness no. I, I'm straight.MR. GARRISON
Straight? Bu-uh, Oh what... Jesus, what
the hell is goin' on here?!PATRONS
Huh?MR. GARRISON
Why won't anybody pound Mr. Slave's
butt?!RANDY
Well, we don't "pound butt," Mr. Garrison,
we're straight.MR. GARRISON
Those pants and those shoes say you
pound butt!!JIMBO
Heeey, now that's not true. My shoes
don't say I pound butt.MR. GARRISON
No, your shoes say you take it in the
butt!!SKEETER
'Sokay, Mr. Garrison. We learned that
gays are totally cool. You're just one
of us now.PATRONS
Yeah.MR. GARRISON
One of you?! We've spent our whole
lives tryin' NOT to be one of you! You
can't do this to us!!