the horrible asshat you work with
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- 7point34
you know the one.
that guy that fucking knows everything and no matter WHAT you are talking about he knows more than you and will interrupt your story to tell you are wrong. it's slightly amusing when you just calmly disagree with what they've said and then they get louder like it's some sort of life or death situation and you're not listening to their very educated opinion. you couldn't give 2 shits about what they have to say and are still genuinely pissed that they interrupted you in the first place.
i would love nothing more than to punch this guy in the fucking back of the head. with a bat. covered in AIDS
- madirish0
whoa....
- BaskerviIle0
Let me just stop you there 7point34, um, I think you'll find technically you couldn't cover a bat in AIDS, since aids is a development of HIV. You'd have to cover the bat in HIV and then wait over time until it developed into full blow aids.
;)
- detritus0
You know the one.
that guy who's fucking clueless and has to be corrected with everything he yaks on about and needs my interrupting as he can't get to the point and is mostly misguided. It's fucking infuriating when they disagree with me all the same, so they need to be shouted down - especially when it's a trivial point that they close their ears to. That they couldn't care what I'm talking about wouldn't bother me so much where it not for the fact that they simply need correcting.
I would love nothing more than to punch this guy in the fucking back of the head. with a bat. covered in AIDS
- we've already discussed the logic problem with a bat covered in AIDS7point34
- if your going to flame at least keep up7point34
- *smackrafalski
- Wasn't 'flaming' - I just swear a lot.detritus
- if you're not flaming how do you explain the lisp and the hot pants?7point34
- ah, that's different, that's ..
Flamin'detritus
- neue75_bold0
Funny, I had assumed that you.... ah, nevermind...
- 7point340
he actually argued what kind of interest rate my bank account gives me. despite the fact that he has a completely different bank and has never worked for a bank. he was sure that i was wrong. "banks don't do that" i believe is what he said. i can't remember too many other specifics of the argument but it was incredible. i honestly didn't know how to respond
- with a bat. covered with nails. dipped in aids.badgorilla
- touché salesman7point34
- emecks0
is he also the shortest man in the office??
Not that I am a giant by anyone, but a midget's, measurement, but this does seem to be a trait shared by these wee know-it-all fucks.
- 7point340
he's one of those IT people
the know it alls that talk geek at the average user and are completely condescending to anyone that knows less than him.... which by his ego i've gathered that he thinks is everyone
- 7point340
just ranting ...
feel free to add any horror stories about the awful people you work with as well.
or don't. as you were...
- kelpie0
"It's in my iCal"
back of head. bat. AIDS.
- ian0
I used to work with a guy who liked to play jazz and heavy metal in the office and just derided all my music. Over lunch he'd just sit and try to hurl insults at me in front of everyone, trying to get a laugh but talking to him on his own he'd try to be my best mate. It were so sad and unfunny that people just felt sorry for him and began to avoid him.
- was that me?emecks
- oh, no, hang on, heavy metal you say?? No wasn't me after all.emecks
- haha i fucking hate those shits that try to be edgy comedians to get friends... jazz and metal at the same time?7point34
- jazz or heavy metal. That was the only music this fucktard listened to. And he was into sailing... strange combo.ian
- He asked us all out for drinks in a pub with cool music once, everyone just made their excuses...ian
- slappy0
This dude would comment on my lunch every single day.
"that smells like sewage"
"did you make that, that actually looks ok"
"does your wife cook for you, I had this friend whos wife made the best lunches"
- flavorful0
* Cough. *
I'm an IT Geek.
However, I rarely, if ever, know anything whether it is computer related or not.
- hahaha... i technically work for the IT dept. but i never know anything so i let the geeks take over7point34
- hello IT, did you turn it off and on again? Yes? Hang on I'll put you through to my manager...ian
- Am I in IT? My title is Software Engineer but that is more of a title than anything, haha.flavorful
- FallowDeer0
"hello I.T, yes you have a problem with your computer, have you tried turning it on and off?"
does that qualify me as an IT geek?
- 7point340
i am the last person that should be in IT. i know nothing about networks or trouble shooting computer / user error
also much like flavorful...
i'm not actually that angry about him. i just think he's a lonely geek who obviously has poor social skills. i rant in an overly angry fashion because it amuses me.
- stoplying0
My old boss:
With salad dressing all over fingers, she asks as she smacks her teeth, "Do you mind if I drive?" as she grabs my mouse and proceeds to pull up the Curves dialog and tweak it for - no shit - 2 hours!
I sat with arms folded explaining that I'm fully capable of doing this.
Then she leans over and TOUCHES my monitor.
Don't ever touch my fucking monitor, asshole. Go crawl back under the log you came from, witch.- Oh dear lord - a cardinal offence!detritus
- You have no idea, I have lots more stories.stoplying
- ugh. i tend to die a little inside whenever someone touched my monitor, let alone with sticky fingers.ian
- I keep pens at the edge of my desk just for those people who need to touch something and after they're done...flavorful
- ... I pick it up with a napkin and throw it away. Sometimes in front of them if I think they'll laugh about it.flavorful
- get lysol...
spray them if necessary7point34
- 7point340
^ jesus, whatta cunt. that's condescending and just gross...
ok well i've slathered HIV on this bat here and i'm letting it sit out. i'll let you know the second it ferments into full blown AIDS