the horrible asshat you work with
the horrible asshat you work with
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My old boss:
With salad dressing all over fingers, she asks as she smacks her teeth, "Do you mind if I drive?" as she grabs my mouse and proceeds to pull up the Curves dialog and tweak it for - no shit - 2 hours!
I sat with arms folded explaining that I'm fully capable of doing this.
Then she leans over and TOUCHES my monitor.
Don't ever touch my fucking monitor, asshole. Go crawl back under the log you came from, witch.- Oh dear lord - a cardinal offence!detritus
- You have no idea, I have lots more stories.stoplying
- ugh. i tend to die a little inside whenever someone touched my monitor, let alone with sticky fingers.ian
- I keep pens at the edge of my desk just for those people who need to touch something and after they're done...********
- ... I pick it up with a napkin and throw it away. Sometimes in front of them if I think they'll laugh about it.********
- get lysol...
spray them if necessary7point34