Excerpts from my memoirs

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Saturday 16th of Arsenal 1444
Dined with Le Compte De Marquis, such fine company.
Larks tongues were over-done, Fothergill should be flogged.
Le Compte spoke of dark things from the East. Orientalist marauders 10,000 strong under the lead of a merciless bloodthirsty Khan. They cut a murderous a swathe through to the mediterranean on route to Europa, their rapid progress rumoured to be the result of small Japanese Motorbikes which fold up and can be carried in canvas sports bags.
Must get my fishing slippers basted before the season commences.
Growing rather fond of porridge, to my great surprise.
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- KKHHHAAAAAANNNN!!!!!TheBlueOne
- ahhaha @ folding motorbikes.
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