Pregnant man
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- StratusGD0
"Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna put it in a box?"
- Jaline0
Hopefully the kid will be cool about it. World-famous parents!
;)
- ********0
Cutting off your tats and taking male hormones doesn't make you man.
- spoken from experience?7point34
- So you believe she/he needs all the manly organs? Or do you mean "man" as in manly / masculine.Jaline
- As in she's a woman, not a man. Plain and simple.********
- Come over here 7.34, I have something to show you big guy.********
- oh no, im not falling for that again... fool me once shame on you. fool me 63 times shame on me7point34
- I have hot cocoa.********
- oh delightful... i'll bring the pastries7point34
- Knack, knack.********
- stem0
You can even see where her tats were cut. Very shoddy.
- ********0
This guy goes to jail
gets to his cell and there to greet him as his new cell mate is a massive massive guy
the big guy says we're going to play a game
the new guy says no I dont want to
the big guy says aye we are
the new guy says ok ok what is it
big guy says mummies and daddies
the new guy says noooooo no I don;t want to play that
big guy says yes we are do you want to be mummy or daddy
new guy says ok ok I want to be daddy
big guy says ok come here and suck your mummies cock.chossy - yesterday
- CALLES0
i might fail!
- CALLES0
i wonder if the father(or whatever in this case) is going to come foward... since he is a instant celebrity... would you?
- harlequino0
I'll bet it's David Crosby.
- kona0
yo dude, you want to go out and have a catch?
nah man, i got this baby in my belly.
WAT!?
- ********0
so basically she just turned his own penis against herself.
- kona0
"I WANT TO BE A MAN!"
(months later)
Doctor: Congratulations sir, you're pregnant.
(wah waaaaaah)
- drgs0
wat
- 7point340
this is like when you get a fish or gerbil as a kid and the pet store mensa candidates are like 'yep, there you go. one male gerbil. not pregnant at all.' and then 4 weeks later your mom and dad have to explain to you why Nubbins the 'male' gerbil has babies now...
except this time its with humans
- CALLES0
Pregnant man tells Oprah: It's a miracle
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080…
I'm sorry buddy but it takes a lot more than a miracle to get pragnat... why dont you try Kak(cock...say it like that out loud for more effect)
- Redmond0
Yeah, she's still a woman, it's not like she's got a man's narrow hips and such. Hopefully the kid will be strong and he won't get tormented by narrow minded douches. I can't say I like the risk though. How can they be sure the kid won't grow diformed from this.
- flashbender0
I want this story and that person to just disappear. So fucking annoyed with it after 3 days.
- you are just jelousCALLES
- well, yeah, that tooflashbender
- harlequino0
That couple has the right to do whatever they want and be happy, but they don't seem to be doing the transgendered community much of a favor with this kind of sensationalism.
- ********0
IT is not a man. period.
- true. men do not have wombs. At least not yet.flashbender
- So "what" is she/he then?Jaline
- heh,... you said 'period'7point34
- Jaline0
Some of you guys are too black and white (and way too matter-of-fact) about things.
