Any Good News?
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- utopian
Animal abuse, teeth falling out, RIP threads, all getting pretty depressing...
Beside you saving 15% on your car insurance, anything in the world positive happened these days?
- stupidresponse0
I got laid yesterday
- wear a jimmy?utopian
- i didn't have one, but she did!stupidresponse
- it was random, ran into her on the street and hadn't seen her in 6 yearsstupidresponse
- No kissing on the mouth?Jnr_Madison
- Fitter, Happier, more productive.Spookytim
- akrokdesign0
no news, are good news.
- JerseyRaindog0
"At the end of the day, make sure you go home alive."
- Spookytim0
I worked late last night. Got home. Kept the lights off. Climbed into bed. Sneezed. Then I sneezed again, then a cavalcade of sneezes followed. Insane, staccato sneezing, violent head jerks, painful, off the controlstrip sneeze bombing. I had my hands up and after about ten minutes in the dark there I could tell my hands, wrists and forearms as well as my face and neck were completely soaked. Utterly mental. Crept to the bathroom in the dark to de-snot. Switched the light on, glanced at the mirror... and I was covered, completely covered from forehead to elbow, in thick, shiney, deep red blood.
Bust a blood vessel. Looked like a propellor face.
Oh sorry, did you say "good news"?
- Nice LOLroundabout
- lay off the COCAINERcitizen_h
- Never touch the stuff.Spookytim
- creative-0
Tomorrow is a Bank Holiday, then it's the weekend, then it's a Bank Holiday again and another 4-day week. Sweetness.
- kelpie0
you fucker, I'm getting one day off max, and will probably be working it.
On the plus side, I also got laid last night. Swings and roundabouts, rodney, swings and roundabouts...
- mistermik0
have been offered creative director job.
- chossy0
Neither I love them both :E I'm going to make some stovies tonight now :D
Also I know this will probably not go down well but I freaking love meatloaf :E if it is room temperature and freshly cut wholly hellfire that makes my mouth water numy nummy, oh also you know the best bit of a roast the end bit that is a bit burnt and dry succa please it's the bomb diggitty I'll say.
- fuck yeah, meatloaf is teh king of canned goods.
word.kelpie
- fuck yeah, meatloaf is teh king of canned goods.
- Drno0
I finish my new site
- Spookytim0
And thus began the great meatloaf wars that tore all Scotland assunder.
- kinross0
Never tried meatloaf. Don't really know whats in it - meat and bread? Stovies is my all time favourite meal. With brown sauce of course. ooooooooo gonna havta make it tonight now too..... And no matter how much you make - theres still none left the next day...
- kelpie0
home made meatloaf is an unclean, sinful, pit of devilish wastery, a unholy Roman abomination and we the undersigned of this canned meat covenant do pledge to fight until our last breath be spent to banish this heathen, corrupted, ungodly scourge from our shores.
an' 'at
- Somebody dust off the old clan colours guidebook and crank up the looms.Spookytim
- chossy0
ha ha ha I know you keep going back for more :E no matter how you try you cannot be sated.
Meat loaf = easy peasy
mince (good quality stuff)
Backon (as above)
whatever you like in your mince spice wise I recommend a little bit of pepper, thyme, rosemary and a splash of oxo cube, and a little spot of tomatoe puree mix that up with your hands in a bowl, make it into a sausage when your happy with your mixing, lay some tin foil down put bacon strips onto tine foil then lay sausage onto bacon then wrap the sausage with bacon fold up foil (no too tighly) whack it in the oven about 160 for a while skewer it near the end when the juice runs clear you may dine or you can cut into it to see how the heart of the monster is doing :D- Aw that sounds well nice. I hate living with a vegetarian.Spookytim
- chossy0
The 'Real' meatloaf pledge of Midlothian. 20/03/08
I pledge to tear the barbs of canned meatloaf, bleeding from our chests, rest shall be a stranger to us until we have banished the horror.
This we will defend.
- Spookytim0
Hey come on now, unity is what is needed. Remember brothers, the true enemy is that fey rapscallion in the powdered wig from the southern lands.
There'll Be A Reet, Breet, Moonlit Neet (that's the only genuine 'Scotch' language I know).
- Sorry, I went a bit racialistic there.Spookytim
- that's ok, we're fine running your country and sleeping with your womenfolkkelpie
- racialistic against geordies mebbe but nae scotsman ah ken spicks like 'at ken?emecks
- The geordie angle was the extra layer of offensiveness embedded in the quotation.Spookytim
- chossy0
Spooky you're DEAD, unless of course you buy an FTO then we're cool baby we're cooooool.
I'll really need to get my ass in gear when I'm off to get some photos to you, I'm polising parts of the engine and painting parts of the engine as well hopefully it will all work out well, plus I was trying to phone a powder coating place today :D.
vrooooooooooooom