funny names
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- WeLoveNoise0
Gaylord Focker
- exador10
Tom Toms ( a friend of mine from highschool...how despite his name, was actually a guitar player)
Shiny and Shwinky
(two girls my wife taught - my wife is a highschool teacher)Uzman Sediqui (possible miss spelling on the last name)
the funny thing about that last one, is that the Uzman she had in her class (he was another student) was , like, a straight-A good kid...
one day, during morning announcements, the notice his name being mentioned, for, like a TON of things...as in, please report to the Principals office, cuz you're in deep shit....so my wife sends him down, thinking, wow...i thought this kid was one of the good ones...minutes later, he comes back to class, and everyone is all 'so...what was that all about...what did you get in trouble for?
'oh...thats wasn't about me after all ....they're looking for the OTHER Uzman Sediqui
turns out there's two of em with that name at the school..and the second one is a massive shit-disturber...
lol...
the case of the two Uzman Sediquis....
;)
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- creative-0
The guy who did the music on 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' was called Richard Ranch
- Jaline0
Brian Law, did you name your dog Bob Lob yet?
- adamm0
Harry Ball - Buddies dad.
Ronald MacDonald - Uncle. (He is not a clown)
- Samush0
teacher at my old school: Dickon Hares.
the jokes did not go down well at all.
- flavorful0
I think we had this thread before, but I have two good ones:
01. My one friend growing up was named Harold Cox ... the Third. Which meant his father took no pity on him, just like his father in naming their son Harry Cox.
02. Shithead. Pronounced like "Shh-tee-ah" or something ridiculous. It was a student at this one school my friend taught at. She was so mortified for the child because they were at the age where they didn't know to make fun of him relentlessly.
- Jaline0
I have a girl in my class named:
Mphatso
It is pronounced: "fatso"
- kinross0
Alister and Peter Ness.
A Ness and P Ness
- SlashPeckham0
Sarah Cox names her son Isaac
- kezza_20
I know a Tom Watkins which isn't strange in itself, but his email at work is:
which makes me giggle everytime.
- Drno0
Terribile Leone
an door to door insurance dealer
- tasty0
My sister went to high school with Sal Ted Weiner.
- flavorful0
My name is Jerome.
The name in itself is not all that funny, but whenever I meet someone new they usually go, "Oh ... wait, really?", "Okay, what's your real name?", or just involuntarily respond with, "You're not black."
Sometimes I will tell people my name is Rutteger (Rut-er-guhr). Especially when ordering food, putting my name down for a reservation, and if I just want to goof with people.
You'd be surprised how Rutteger gets barely a batted eyelash when I drop that gem in comparison, haha. Usually people just ask me how to spell it (I think to see if I am telling the truth), to which I immediately blab out:
ARE-YOU-DOUBLE TEE-E-GEE-UHRRR!!!
And to be honest I wouldn't mind naming one of my kid's Rutteger, however, that is going to be a hard sell.
- I like the name Jerome. It seems too nerdy/posh for you, but it's nice that way.Jaline
- 'or just involuntarily respond with, "You're not black."'
hahahaha.. brilliant! Hold on - you're not black?detritus - Better that being a David. You instantly become Dave, and everyone knows a Dave.creative-
- We even have a TV channel called Davecreative-
- I am not black. I always like when I get that reaction (constantly), because it's like I didn't know and they are letting me know.flavorful
- * me know.flavorful
- jerome... ive seen pics of you... you are not black... im just letting you know734
- PapaSven0
pretty classic, my mates mums name is Sandy Beech
- Jimbo820
My head of year at secondary school was called Ms World. Unfortunately her face didn't suit it.
- Jimbo820
Mike Rotch?