funny names
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- ephix0
today's new name is dorkus, an older lady here in hong kong.
"dorkus maximus" haha
- mydo0
megan bacon, mmmmmm
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Australian gold medal winning swimmer > Misty Himen
- Ranger0
Jenny Taylor
Verity CrushAnd last week I set a business card for Jacki Chan.
- creative-0
There's a dude coming into our office today to pick up a piece of equipment called Jean C van Damme.
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Kelly Kellie
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A friend works in a school in texas and said there are three kids there, all called Imunique. But they aren't... Still makes me laugh.
- lukefry0
Ree Tard - Lecturer
- Jimbo820
Sarah Cox has just named her newborn Isaac.
He's going to have fun in school...
- iluvsoul0
Tommy Tucker
- Jaline0
Brooker Brooks
- Jaline0
Kowshik, and his brother, Harshik
- Spookytim0
Yamaha Tenori-On
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actual children's names shared by inner city school teachers in baltimore
shafunga - no need for comment
the next two names need a bit of an introduction: twin girls with odd sounding names pronouced: 'la MON gel o' and 'o RON gel o'...
spelled: Orangejello and Lemonjello
- Jaline0
Kyd
Child Of: David Duchovny and Tea LeoniDestry
Child Of: Steven SpielbergKal-El
Child of: Nicholas CagePilot Inspektor
Child of: Jason LeeFifi Trixibelle
Child Of: Bob Geldof and Paula YatesApple
Child Of: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris "You Know How I Know You're Gay? You Like Coldplay" MartinAt first, we assumed the naming process went a little bit like that time Newton invented gravity. You know, he was eating an apple or some shit. Fuck, we never paid attention in History. Anyway, Gwyneth explained the name on an episode of Oprah back in August of 2004. Her exact words were:
"Right, well, um, basically it was because when we were first pregnant, her daddy said, if it's, basically one day he just said if it's a girl I think her name should be Apple. And I just, it sounded so sweet, and it conjures such a lovely picture for me, you know apples are so sweet and they're wholesome, and it's biblical and it's just, they're so, and I just thought it sounded so lovely and ..."
Obviously, Gwyneth has no fucking clue why she named her kid Apple, either.
http://www.cracked.com/article_1…
I took the funny ones from the above bizarro list.
- blackfrancis0
Penn from Penn + Teller's daughter: Moxie Crimefighter Jillette
- mrdobolina0
dick snow
- blaw0
Sharon Smiles -- ex-coworker's wife
Randy Cox -- nearby community's chief of police
Peter Face -- local resident
Bob Roberts -- local resident
Goddamn Loser that's Never Going to Amount to Anything -- neighbor's son
