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  Kyd
  Child Of: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

  Destry
  Child Of: Steven Spielberg

  Kal-El
  Child of: Nicholas Cage

  Pilot Inspektor
  Child of: Jason Lee

  Fifi Trixibelle
  Child Of: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

  Apple
  Child Of: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris "You Know How I Know You're Gay? You Like Coldplay" Martin

  At first, we assumed the naming process went a little bit like that time Newton invented gravity. You know, he was eating an apple or some shit. Fuck, we never paid attention in History. Anyway, Gwyneth explained the name on an episode of Oprah back in August of 2004. Her exact words were:

  "Right, well, um, basically it was because when we were first pregnant, her daddy said, if it's, basically one day he just said if it's a girl I think her name should be Apple. And I just, it sounded so sweet, and it conjures such a lovely picture for me, you know apples are so sweet and they're wholesome, and it's biblical and it's just, they're so, and I just thought it sounded so lovely and ..."

  Obviously, Gwyneth has no fucking clue why she named her kid Apple, either.

  http://www.cracked.com/article_1…

  I took the funny ones from the above bizarro list.

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  • I like Coldplay and I am not gay. You have offended me.creative-
  • Shame on You Creative.Spookytim
  • I'm sulking nowcreative-
  • I didn't write that...Jaline
  • Still sulkingcreative-
  • I'd sulk if I had to listen to Coldslaw.Spookytim

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