things I learned today
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- 5timuli0
Tip 101:
- Oops, I forgot.5timuli
- Where am I?5timuli
- in a safe placeflashbender
- ian0
Taking care of a poster you've just bought is pointless when the guy you bring it to to get framed drops it on the floor straight away.
- Suffocate and bludgeon himlocustsloth
- lolz. If I give you his address would you do it, Im scared?ian
- ninjasavant0
I appear to be the only one posting at the moment.
- brains0
The owls are not what they seem.
- BrokenAC0
with correct timing, you can get in to any club/venue for free. (with maybe a slight Jedi hand gesture
- Lyn0
that men are wierd
- ********0
my boy putts from the ruff.
- boobs0
My piano teacher has incredible cleavage, lovely skin, and a pretty smile.
- sea_sea0
kitties sleep all day in funny positions... but when night comes they come alive, so watch out!
- ninjasavant0
My rice cooker does a surprisingly adequate job of making steel cut, irish style oatmeal. My rice cooker also does an exemplary job of making an absolute mess all over my counter with the boil over.
- pencilpants0
if you can't get the smoke detector to stop beeping, open it up and gut it...then hang it back up.
- Point50
• My boss is stupider than I could have ever imagined
• Carpooling is awesome
- BuddhaHat1
Don't push your boss too hard for answers when he's still recovering from the buck's party on the weekend.
- palmer_1
1. That it is possible for a homeless man to smell so incredibly offensive that it evokes my gag reflex.
2. Not to buy eggs from Walgreens.
- pascii0
the best thing against a bad cough is: cut ginger, then put it in hot water and add honey and lemons.
- bjladams1
a long time client of ours has a son that has just been hired on at one of our local competitors.
all our current quotes for the client were scrutinized and then lowballed by the competitor.
client asked us if we could match or beat the sons quotes.
we said we wouldn't, but would be happy to gather up files and send over to the son to help him make a good impression at his new post.
client says na, that he'd rather work with people that don't compromise on their worth.
- very rare these days, with been lowballed recently by some other agency which prefer to work at loss....GeorgesII
- wow, I thought this was going to be a fml postmonospaced
- also, if that shit happened to me, they would have to pry those files from my lifeless grip firstmonospaced
- haha- (and) son's a friend of mine, has a new baby and been out of work for months. we were sincerely trying to help him out
bjladams
- GeorgesII0
That I can take a 15 min nap in the secret restroom without anyone bothering me.
- Learn to sleep/poopd_rek
- LOLProjectile
- sleep/poop is the shitmoldero
- big-papes0
1. Mornings are always tough
2. Tacos are the worlds greatest food
3. Friday means nothing if you have to work on Saturday
