Favorite Spam Subject LInes
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- harlequino
Yeah spam is irritating as all hell. But I've noticed that the subject lines (which is all most of us ever see) get kind of creative. So post your favorites. This came to me this morning and made me chuckle.
"May i ask why you're so unhappy with your dic'k?"
- harlequino0
"You will work wonders in bed with your new long and stiff magic love stick"
sent by
CelinaChristi M. ReaganSchafer
- jamble0
I got one a couple of years ago that has never been bettered.
"Fanny clarity ape"
That is all.
- kelpie0
I got that one too. and this one:
Nicholas E. Garcia
‎Hear her screaming when you pound her wet twat with your new huge schlong
- kelpie0
its nice and direct that one
- harlequino0
"There's no need to enumerate all the advantages of the bigger pen!s"
Of course, of course. No need at all.
- ********0
I got this one today
"Michael Ferman wrote on your Wall..."
- kelpie0
that ones weird...
no more squirt squirt whoops love, last longer in bed!
- Stugoo0
"Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!"
skelper! who writes this stuff?
- kelpie0
A guy who once got sacked from my work (nice guy, bit of a posh bullshiter though) now works as a pro spammer, he has his own business doing it.
- Concrete0
Do you believe in magic? We suppose you're likely to answer negatively.
We hadn't believed, either...until the moment MegaDick was invented!
The effect this remedy produces on a human phallus cannot be called otherwise than a Miracle!
Just imagine, that your meat stick suddenly becomes longer
and thicker and makes women tremble with ardor!
It's fabulous!So, don't miss it out, perform a miracle in your life with this wonder-medicine!
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- bulletfactory0
"Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!"
skelper! who writes this stuff?
Stugoo
(Nov 8 07, 06:14)
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i received that one yesterday
- harlequino0
"Prepare your love wand for the next battle"
- kelpie0
I always do. Blue symbols on one side, red on the other, incense burning, chanting, ceremonial stretching...
- harlequino0
"You've got to see this! Where does she put that wine bottle?! LOL!"
- PonyBoy0
lolz... i got that 'megaDick' one today, concrete.. funny. :)
- BonSeff0
ive been getting the beat her womb emails too. megadik and wundercum are strong too
- tank020
***SPAM*** Four-year-old Madeleine disappeared from Portuguese holiday resort in May
- detritus0
"Jed's rangy member"
- drgs0
Don't you think it's time you stopped being a loser with a tiny pen!s?
made me think...
- kodap0
A small selection from yesterday:
Women agree that guys with a small dik give the worst s'e_x ever! So why not change it?
Does your poor tiny dic'k need to be cured? We think so..
Gayle's thumping phallus
You will be able to penetrate deeper
11 ladies are online now
Don't be the "little guy" in the club
Don't let her laugh at your small stick anymore!