you've been out bearded
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- Llyod0
the second guy looks like cthulu
- mg330
I'd give anything to have looked like the first guy during my second interview today (more on that later).
I always think it would be awesome to go to an interview in tuxedo and just tell them "all my suits were at the cleaners," or "This is the only thing that fits since I lost all that weight."
- sureshot0
well good luck on your second interview tomorrow than sir
- Witt0
unfortunately I cannot grow a beard. Apart from my stylish sheep-herder windy hairdo I have barely no hair except a feeble pubic population the size of Moosejaw, Saskatchewan - and a few Gobi desert scrubs in my armpits.
Women say I taste like a baby, so I've also renounced to sex, because it looks too freudian to me.
So if you wanna share some websites I'm ok with it.
- Witt0
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