you've been out bearded

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    unfortunately I cannot grow a beard. Apart from my stylish sheep-herder windy hairdo I have barely no hair except a feeble pubic population the size of Moosejaw, Saskatchewan - and a few Gobi desert scrubs in my armpits.

    Women say I taste like a baby, so I've also renounced to sex, because it looks too freudian to me.

    So if you wanna share some websites I'm ok with it.

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