Flatulence
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- CALLES
how do you guys go about it in an office environment. And what do you do when you walk into someone elses flatulance... announce it? walk away?
And what about with your speciall someone... personally i cant do it in front of a GF
discuss... just curious
- Mishga0
Just do it. ™
- lvl_130
drop it like it's hot!
- Meeklo0
cough really loud to "mask" the sound, then quickly boil some brocoli.
you are welcome
- JackRyan0
Loud and proud.
- thelowendtheory0
cough really loud to "mask" the sound, then quickly boil some brocoli.
you are welcome
Meeklo
(Oct 24 07, 07:18)Asparagus works too.
I like to cough slightly before so that I don't catch it on time. That way the person laughs at how horrible I am at timing when the ass wind catches them they are already laughing
- DaveO0
If in crowds, I emply the 'trailblazer'. Let it all out then walk really fast so the smell never catches up with you.
It works, trust me.
- ********0
Shit’s disgusting.
- Meeklo0
I like to cough slightly before so that I don't catch it on time. That way the person laughs at how horrible I am at timing when the ass wind catches them they are already laughing
thelowendtheory
(Oct 24 07, 07:23)wow! what a technique... you took it to the next level.. GENIOUS!
Lets warn begginners or "fart-enthusiasts / amateurs"
coughing is a good way to mask the sound, but it requires practice and some self-body functioning knowledge...
If you dont cough loud enough people might spot you, if you cough too loud, you may shart instead. So untill technique is perfected always fart under adult supervision!
- ian0
If you dont cough loud enough people might spot you, if you cough too loud, you may shart instead. So untill technique is perfected always fart under adult supervision!
Meeklo
(Oct 24 07, 07:34)ahahaahhaa!
I know its juvenile but that made me giggle.
No shart though!
- mg330
Haha - I was standing on the subway platform this morning and this guy totally let one rip. An audible.
And then he walked away from the stink. Real clASS.
- Meeklo0
Haha - I was standing on the subway platform this morning and this guy totally let one rip. An audible.
And then he walked away from the stink. Real clASS.
mg33
(Oct 24 07, 07:38)I hear this guy is a pro:
- ********0
Bizarro Seal?
- Meeklo0
Bizarro Seal?
flavorful
(Oct 24 07, 07:41)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- lvl_130
oh shit!
- Jaline0
jox has some good stories. Just wait until he arrives ;)
- Meeklo0
oh shit!
lvl_13
(Oct 24 07, 07:45)warm breath of air erupts from lvl_13 back side
- Meeklo0
jox has some good stories. Just wait until he arrives ;)
Jaline
(Oct 24 07, 07:47)oh no jaline.. I know that joke..
is this something like pull my finger kind of thing?hey you want to hear a short story? ...
not falling for that... anymore..
- Jaline0
no joke.
- DragonLatino0
The Japanese thought of it first:
- mg330
And what about with your speciall someone... personally i cant do it in front of a GF
discuss... just curious
CALLES
(Oct 24 07, 07:00)
--------------------------------...Oh man... sometimes I do in front of my girlfriend and she doesn't understand how they can be so loud. Do women's farts not make noise?
I swear to you, I've ripped a few in bed before and she just goes "that's fake," and I'm just like "how could I fake that??? my hands are above the covers!"
LOL