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- Meeklo0
The Japanese thought of it first:
www.break.com/index/ho...
DragonLatino
(Oct 24 07, 07:51)OH MY GOD! THAT IS HILLARIOUS
- CALLES0
I swear to you, I've ripped a few in bed before and she just goes "that's fake," and I'm just like "how could I fake that??? my hands are above the covers!"
LOL
mg33
(Oct 24 07, 07:56)HAHAHAHA
- Jaline0
Your girlfriend is lying.
- ********0
And/Or a Saint.
- mg330
She ripped an SBD while she was asleep when we were in Aruba last summer, it was AWFUL and I actually woke her up to laugh at her!
(and if you don't know what SBD is you obviously never went to elementary school or junior high.)
- Jaline0
Precisely. I didn't mean to say that she lied. Maybe she actually hasn't heard loud ones before coming from a girl. But that's unlikely.
- Jaline0
^ "precisely" was directed at flavor's comment, but it could work for yours too, hah
- mg330
My college roommate's girlfriend was so prissy that she swore she never looked in the toilet and that she was certain that she in particular only pooped rose petals.
- Jaline0
lol, a woman just let it rip while coughing as she walked by my office.
- CALLES0
lol, a woman just let it rip while coughing as she walked by my office.
Jaline
(Oct 24 07, 09:01)no way!
LOL
- ********0
haha eeehhyyyuuuck!
If I am in the bathroom at work, and someone is letting loose ... literally ... I always chuckle.
- Jaline0
hahaha, I am 100% serious.
- Llyod0
I crop dust whenever possible
- wordsinmouth0
And what about with your speciall someone... personally i cant do it in front of a GF
discuss... just curious
CALLES
(Oct 24 07, 07:00)pussy
- mg330
LOL when I'm in the bathroom I usually rip some fake ones on my arm and let out a big sigh afterwards.
- CALLES0
And what about with your speciall someone... personally i cant do it in front of a GF
discuss... just curious
CALLES
(Oct 24 07, 07:00)pussy
wordsinmouth
(Oct 24 07, 09:42)pussy fart?
- barbtastic0
If I am in the bathroom at work, and someone is letting loose ... literally ... I always chuckle.
flavorful
(Oct 24 07, 09:05)me too, but only because it's funnier when a chick does it
i also like to make sure they know i know who they are... humiliation is key
- CALLES0
me too, but only because it's funnier when a chick does it
i also like to make sure they know i know who they are... humiliation is key to get laid
barbtastic
(Oct 24 07, 10:49)i know i know
- harlequino0
Now that we're married, the wife and I feel the freedom to let go. But it's in good fun. One will far tin one room, and follow up loudly with a line like:
"What, did someone step on a duck?"
"Yo Toots and the Maytalls...wassap?"
- Meeklo0
pussy fart?
CALLES
(Oct 24 07, 10:41)anyone watched the sarah silverman's humanitarian of the year episode?
that was the funniest thing I've seen in ages..