how to lose a girl in 10 steps.
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- version30
are women so complex it takes 10 steps, this can usually be attained in one or two steps
most readily available breakup solution...
1. fuck her best friend
- CALLES0
haha
- MrD0
talk in 3rd person
- CALLES0
give her a strap on for her birthday... to use on your of course
- MrD0
ask her to join Newstoday
- version30
become heavily embittered with the world
actually some guys pull this off well but it has to be interspersed with boyishness
_salisae_
(Sep 17 07, 08:16)you like this guy? I think you just described me :(
- Concrete0
become heavily embittered with the world
actually some guys pull this off well but it has to be interspersed with boyishness
_salisae_
(Sep 17 07, 08:16)That sounds like me. What does this mean?!
- OSFA0
or... introduce her to qruise.
- Jaline0
are women so complex it takes 10 steps, this can usually be attained in one or two steps
most readily available breakup solution...
1. fuck her best friend
version6
(Sep 17 07, 08:16)that would do it.
although, I wouldn't be that girl who hates their best friend for the rest of their life and blames them more than the guy (I know lots of them who do this). I would hate both equally, or learn to forgive my friend in time (lots of time). Not the guy, unless I liked him A LOT and there was some amazing reason.
- MrD0
make a personality for your penis
and start talking from it
- Jaline0
give her a strap on for her birthday... to use on your of course
CALLES
(Sep 17 07, 08:17)this is not guaranteed to work...
- version30
mumble newton faulkner lyrics constantly
"She's got the time but she don't want to give it to me"
"I can't change the world
Cos tryin' to make a difference makes things worst
It's just an observation I can't ignore""For all the times I've tried to take a little time out for myself,
I'm just growing all alone again
But I find in my mind that I'm not.
Time is running out and I just want to say I'm sorry now,
Before I'm all alone again, and I'm broken and cold
The ageing superhero in me is tired
Because he's lived too fast for too long
and he still longs to be inspired"or FEIST
"Sweetheart bitterheart now I can tell you apart
Cosy and cold, put the horse before the cart"
- ItTango0
Talk "baby talk" to your penis.
as in "Doesn't Mr. Peter-weeter wanna' play in the bushie-wushy tonight?"
- Jaline0
All penis-related comments here would probably work...
- CALLES0
give her a strap on for her birthday... to use on your of course
CALLES
(Sep 17 07, 08:17)this is not guaranteed to work...
Jaline
(Sep 17 07, 08:21)true... could backfire
- ********0
this thread has reignited salisae's enthusiasm--thumbs up
- MrD0
http://rinkya.blogspot.com/2007/…
wear this in to bed room
- ItTango0
Sweep away the bread crumbs shes drops while leaving your apartment.
- OSFA0
how you got those links dink I wonder....
- version30
another 1 step solution...
1. honesty
as in response to some questions you may or may not hear throughout any given week
"does this make me look fat?"
"do you think my friends are pretty?"
"would you leave me for a celebrity"
"you don't think i'm bitchy do you"i feel these are all just backhanded opportunities for you to leave out the back door, granted she leaves feeling as if you're the jerk, but hey whatever makes them happy right? i mean are they ever really happy anyway?