how to lose a girl in 10 steps.
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- _salisae_0
ask her to marry you right away. tell her you need more attention.
- neue75_bold0
where should I begin...
* cracks knuckles and leans back
- _salisae_0
talk about penis. a lot.
- MrD0
talk about penis. a lot.
_salisae_
(Sep 17 07, 08:07)thats how i get girls
- OSFA0
talk about penis. a lot.
_salisae_
(Sep 17 07, 08:07)thats how i get girls and guys
MrD
(Sep 17 07, 08:08)
- version30
1. talk to her mom about sex life
2. hit on mom
3. bring her dad scotch
4. buddy up with her brother
5. suggest amateur night at the strip club
6. take 80% of the amateur winnings
7. head to next amateur night
8. suggest salsa dancing
9. dance with another woman
10. repeat until desired results are achieved
- grunttt0
tell her you think Freud was on to something with that whole "desire to have sex with you mother" thing.
- MrD0
talk about penis. a lot.
_salisae_
(Sep 17 07, 08:07)thats how i get girls and guys
MrD
(Sep 17 07, 08:08)Dont forget goats
OSFA
(Sep 17 07, 08:09)
- CALLES0
fart and trap her under the covers
- version30
1. smack her
2. call cops
3. load gun
4. break down
5. smack her again
6. kick the dog
7. hand her gun as cops pull up
8. run outside yelling
9. hug cop
10. hide behind cop car
- joyride0
...step 10
Tell her you only really enjoy sex when it's anal
- Jaline0
introduce her to flavorful...
OSFA
(Sep 17 07, 07:59)10-steps-in-1 program
- MrD0
"how about a three some with me, you and your dog?"
- CALLES0
suggest a 3some with some of her friends... hey you might win in this one
- OSFA0
-Call yourself Sisqo
-Get a personal assistant
-have her answer your house phone
-have her call you babe
-deny it
-tell her you the man cuz you pay the billsyou get the point....
- ItTango0
Ask her if she would do you a solid and pick your wife up from the airport.
- OSFA0
hahaha
- CALLES0
call her different names randomly during sex
- MrD0
call her different names randomly during sex
CALLES
(Sep 17 07, 08:15)call her a random dude's name during sex
- _salisae_0
become heavily embittered with the world
actually some guys pull this off well but it has to be interspersed with boyishness