What Are You Swearing

Out of context: Reply #74

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  • kelpie0

    near the top of my all time swearing top 5:

    CLIVE:
    I wrote-, I wrote to the-, the Council of Churches and I said, "This fucking Bible, .....
    DEREK:
    Mmm.
    CLIVE:
    ..... especially, erm, Paul," .....
    DEREK:
    Yeah.
    CLIVE:
    ..... I said, "This fucking Bible really gives me the horn." And, er, I wrote, you know, .....
    DEREK:
    (laughs)
    CLIVE:
    ..... civilly to them at the World Council of Churches, I wrote, "Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion," you know, familiar, .....
    DEREK:
    Right.
    CLIVE:
    ..... friendly. "Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion, your fucking guidebook or whatever the fucking thing is don't half give me the horn, .....
    DEREK:
    (laughs loud)
    CLIVE:
    ..... I get fucking horny, especially on Saint Paul!" And I got no reply whatsoever from that. Cunts! No wonder church attendance is dropping off.

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