Make me laugh...
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- grunttt0
that's one cute, happy, giggling baby. thanks fer sharing. =)
- rockdog0
So, a horse walks into a bar, says the bartender: "Hey pal what about the long face?"
--- thats the only joke i need for myself... :-)
- lvl_130
haha, awesome morilla.
- Witt0
Eh, I don't know if I want to hang out with you anymore, Witt. I only go for the weird geeks.
Jaline
(Jul 20 07, 08:09)cmon, you're the only person I know!
- rockdog0
Teffen sich ne null und ne acht. sagt die null: "schöner gürtel!"
- ian0
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
- ian0
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Your grip.
- bauts1060
I thought this was hilarious:
- -sputnik-0
this one's long but funny:
An elderly Irishman walks into a pub in Dublin, orders three
pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to
remember the days when we all drank together."The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always
drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
- leak0
disturbing
- Witt0
isn't it curious that the same jokes exist everywhere? makes you wonder...
- trans|mission0
So a baby seal walks into a club...
- chossy0
I was at a stag do at the weekend and we went for a meal in a nice family restraunt, one thing led to another and the grooms pants ended up in the antlers of a stags head on the wall above a family table which had young kids at it, the waiters or owners or whatever were well pissed off and they had to use a broom to hoist them off but they sort of slipped of the antlers and landed on the back of the mothers chair he he lucky he didnae have any skids eh ha ha ha
- lvl_130
http://www.kanyewest.com/?conten…
yeah i just posted this in another thread too...big deal.
- skt0
So a guy walks into a doctors with a giant orange head and the dr goes,
"fucking hell, what happened to you?"
to which the man replies,
"well, i was walking on the beach when i tripped over a lamp, naturally i gave it a wee rub just to see what would happen and sure enough a genie popped out and granted me three wishes"
"so, what did you wish for" asks the dr
"well", says the man, "my first wish was for all the money i could ever need, which sure enough i recieved, and for my second wish i asked for someone to love me forever, the genie sorted that out too"
"so what the fuck happened" asks the dr...
"well, this is where i think i went wrong, for my third wish i wished for a giant orange head."
- uncle_helv0
Hahaha nice skt!
- Witt0
grafitti is not art
- version30
look in a mirror.