Make me laugh...
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- uncle_helv
I need jokes... B O R E Dtoday
- skt0
So a guy walks into a doctors with a giant orange head and the dr goes,
"fucking hell, what happened to you?"
to which the man replies,
"well, i was walking on the beach when i tripped over a lamp, naturally i gave it a wee rub just to see what would happen and sure enough a genie popped out and granted me three wishes"
"so, what did you wish for" asks the dr
"well", says the man, "my first wish was for all the money i could ever need, which sure enough i recieved, and for my second wish i asked for someone to love me forever, the genie sorted that out too"
"so what the fuck happened" asks the dr...
"well, this is where i think i went wrong, for my third wish i wished for a giant orange head."
- uncle_helv0
Hahaha nice skt!
- Witt0
grafitti is not art
- version30
look in a mirror.
- wckd0
- uncle_helv0
look in a mirror.
version5
(Jul 13 07, 02:30)I do that every day version, doesn't make me laugh any more, it makes me cry instead!
- skt0
watch unicorn planet...
be careful, it might make you gay.
heeey.
- Witt0
money is evil
- Bottlerocket0
This morning I saw a busker playing 'dancing queen' on a Digeridoo.
I thought, "that's Aboriginal"
- version30
it makes me cry instead!
uncle_helv
(Jul 13 07, 02:37)well, at least i got a laugh out of it ;)
- PPirate0
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
He kneaded a poo.
- Witt0
howcome no one laughs at the truth?
- skt0
i do.
- bolus0
we're uncomfortably numb, moderning life has blunted us...
- Bender0
*goes straight to hell.. again.
- 23kon0
What's the closest thing to Silver?
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The Lone Rangers Ass
- Kiko0
why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?
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Tequila
- Witt0
?
- leak0
disturbing