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- fargo0
A black horse walks into a pub, orders a pint and sits down at a table.
The bloke next to him goes “Hey, I know a pub that’s named after you.”
The horse replies “What — Clive?”
- lvl_130
http://www.kanyewest.com/?conten…
yeah i just posted this in another thread too...big deal.
- chossy0
I was at a stag do at the weekend and we went for a meal in a nice family restraunt, one thing led to another and the grooms pants ended up in the antlers of a stags head on the wall above a family table which had young kids at it, the waiters or owners or whatever were well pissed off and they had to use a broom to hoist them off but they sort of slipped of the antlers and landed on the back of the mothers chair he he lucky he didnae have any skids eh ha ha ha
- trans|mission0
So a baby seal walks into a club...
- Witt0
isn't it curious that the same jokes exist everywhere? makes you wonder...
- -sputnik-0
this one's long but funny:
An elderly Irishman walks into a pub in Dublin, orders three
pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to
remember the days when we all drank together."The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always
drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
- ian0
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Your grip.
- ian0
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
- Witt0
Eh, I don't know if I want to hang out with you anymore, Witt. I only go for the weird geeks.
Jaline
(Jul 20 07, 08:09)cmon, you're the only person I know!
- lvl_130
haha, awesome morilla.
- grunttt0
that's one cute, happy, giggling baby. thanks fer sharing. =)
- morilla0
thanks j
- Jaline0
Justin's baby video will definitely make you smile.
- -sputnik-0
it confirmed what i already knew ;)
- ross0
"well, this is where i think i went wrong, for my third wish i wished for a giant orange head."
skt
(Jul 13 07, 02:20)that was funny.
- morilla0
http://www.justinschilf.com/baby…
ok, I'm that guy posting vids of his baby... But it puts a smile on my face.
- vanilla_cam0
here you go:
http://www.youku.com/v_show/id_X…
- Jaline0
Eh, I don't know if I want to hang out with you anymore, Witt. I only go for the weird geeks.