food to get laid
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- mrdobolina0
asparagus, all asparagus. hahahaha
- ********0
penis pasta.
- ********0
yep. nothing turns women on like smelly piss
- ********0
- mrdobolina0
yep. nothing turns women on like smelly piss
Rand
(May 2 07, 12:30)haha
- ********0
Jaline ... then you are in fact the greatest!
:D
- Jaline0
:)
one of you should get the giant vagina one, hahaha
- ********0
"Donaghy Estates (wine) tastes like the urine of Satan after a hefty portion of asparagus."
- brooke0
I totally cracked up at "horse tranquilizers."
I have no further desire to read any more responses.
- Boz0
something light, but here's one important thing, for desert make sure you eat pecans and honey.
You take nice whole pieces of pecans and dip them into honey before you put them in your mouth. I guarantee you sexual tension in the air when pecans and the taste of honey mix in her mouth. Btw, honey and pecans act as an aphrodisiac food.
Make sure you are sitting on a couch or something close to each other. Then proceed after she tastes it for the first time, make sure you tell her the story about the aphrodisiac effect I just told you (make it sound more intruiging as a custom in Europe or some shit like that, also say that lovers fed each other with that food through centuries) and take a pecan, dip it into honey and slowly try to put it in her mouth, if she takes it, go for a kiss and whazaaaam you are getting laid. Trust me.
L8r.
PS.
GO SUNS!!!!
- mrdobolina0
make sure you play some bobby brown dont be cruel shit when you are doing that boz thing. ha
- barbtastic0
if any dude pulled what Boz did, i'd laugh so hard he'd still have a pecan stuck to his face as i got up to leave...
- shoulderhawk0
this sounds like a fucking jevad thread.....
- Boz0
barbtastic..It's not what you eat, it's how you say it, it's what you feel and btw, the shit is true.
It seems that you never had a guy who was sensual enough to make a nice evening for just the two of you. I guess it's bars, get wasted and bang for you right?
I'll tell you that each and every chick I was with loved it. It happened a few times that we used honey for a little bit of body action too. If you never tried it you can't judge at all. I know crap like this as I was born outside US and it's very interesting fact, not to mention very tasty.
I feel really sorry for you that you think shit like that is funny. It's the matter of a moment, how you say it, what you feel when you say it, it's not just sticking pecans in your mouth.
Ah well, good luck to you anyways.
- kelpie0
thank you. my advice is prolly the most salient and experienced you'll get on this forum.
really, the more you seem to her like you are trying to impress her - the more like a boy you will seem and make her nervous.
Don't try and impress her. Allow her to live up to YOUR standards. That's powerful.
Suck her into your world and your reality.
Cook for her if YOU enjoy cooking.
I've only recently got into cooking, and because of that i've only recently had a couple of girls over who i shared this side of my life with.
That's the frame it should come from.
ALWYAS ASSUME THAT SEX IS ON AND ACT NON-CHALATNTLY ABOUT IT. AND ABOUT ESCALATING.
FrdmOfSpch
(May 2 07, 09:29)hi kuz.
knew it.
- paraselene0
hehehe. i was about to say the very same thing.
- ********0
thank you. my advice is prolly the most salient and experienced you'll get on this forum.
really, the more you seem to her like you are trying to impress her - the more like a boy you will seem and make her nervous.
Don't try and impress her. Allow her to live up to YOUR standards. That's powerful.
Suck her into your world and your reality.
Cook for her if YOU enjoy cooking.
I've only recently got into cooking, and because of that i've only recently had a couple of girls over who i shared this side of my life with.
That's the frame it should come from.
ALWYAS ASSUME THAT SEX IS ON AND ACT NON-CHALATNTLY ABOUT IT. AND ABOUT ESCALATING.
FrdmOfSpch
(May 2 07, 09:29)hi kuz.
knew it.
kelpie
(May 3 07, 00:43)Yeah, so it is Kuz after all!
- Boz0
Oh, barbtastic..I understand now...LOL..
(thanks, mister blue dot! )LOL!
Cheers.
- kelpie0
make sure you play some bobby brown dont be cruel shit when you are doing that boz thing. ha
mrdobolina
(May 2 07, 19:27)hahahahahahahaha
- kelpie0
the only cum i've tasted is my own. and it always tastes the same whatever i eat...
...no matter which chicks face i'm licking it off ;)
FrdmOfSpch
(May 2 07, 11:01)that's fucking classic Kuz, that is. by 'eck as like.
that or he has a doppleganger in the states.