food to get laid
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- agentfour0
Just finish your meal with a shot of
bacardi 151, with a chartreuse chaser.
- dibec0
" She'll bring a plant or flowers. If she brings candles you probably wont even need to cook!
If you use a cleaning service to clean your place, DO NOT use them on this day. You need to clean the place up yourself, because you are not expected to have the place immaculately professionally cleaned. Women can detect a professionally cleaned apartment, and will think you are spoilt and lazy.
You need to clean the place like a mutherfucker yourself, and when you are done and satisfied that you will never do it again as thoroughly, then do the following:
1. Make a smudge on the bathroom mirror.
2. Put half a potato chip on the floor in a visible corner in the living roomThese actions are designed to give you the confidence you need, to take her to bed after the "amaze yourself Dinner" you are about to concoct. You see the first time she goes to pee, she will wipe off the smudge. She will notice you cleaned the place damn well and secretly give you big brownie points for the effort, but
"Typical guy that you are you missed the smudge" After she wipes the smudge pour her a cocktail and sit for a while in the very clean and tidy living room bullshitting about anything.Then you go take a piss to see the smudge gone, while she picks up the potato chip! "
- Mimio0
Fruit and Mascarpone.
- ********0
I imagine that website everyone is quoting is the exact antithesis of jevad’s thread the other day, haha.
- ********0
you really think your chances have anything to do with what you cook?
skt
(May 2 07, 08:46)yes. without question.
food is love. if done w/ passion, the recipient(s) get as close as they can ever come to experiencing that same passion of yours.
madirish
(May 2 07, 08:51)pffft. she either wants to have sex with you or not.
if she doesn't, i doubt she will suddenly change her mind because your souffle is very light and fluffy.
i'm not saying don't cook her something nice, just that 'food to get laid' is a little naive.
- texascris0
you really think your chances have anything to do with what you cook?
skt
(May 2 07, 08:46)--------
fuck yeah
- ********0
All a true pimp would need is a box of Saltines and a tube of ointment.
- ********0
All a true pimp would need is a box of Saltines and a tube of ointment.
morilla
(May 2 07, 08:57)Looks in fridge.
It is just filled with Colt 45 40’s.
- Jaline0
skt, it is a HUGE plus.
- texascris0
Start with a Caesar's salad as an appetizer with a glass of red wine of your choice. The main course: boiled lobster with mustard sauce and a side dish of your choice, for dessert chocolate brownie with cranberry sauce after that have her smell a towel soaked in chlorofom
----------now that´s a plan
thanks
Lobster - check
wine - check
mustard - checkbuy chloroform and wash towel
- madirish0
and i am saying that for you to not think food is important in *any* personal exchange, is about as short-sided as could be.
- ********0
It is just filled with Colt 45 40’s.
flavorful
(May 2 07, 08:58)you are already there my friend.
- mrdobolina0
old english 800 tall cans and a bucket of ribs.
- ********0
and i am saying that for you to not think food is important in *any* personal exchange, is about as short-sided as could be.
madirish
(May 2 07, 08:59)"i'm not saying don't cook her something nice, just that 'food to get laid' is a little naive."
- ********0
yeah, because if you go all out and cook this huge production... It is something she will expect to continue in the future.
If you are into cooking by all means. If not , you better get used to it.
- texascris0
"All a true pimp would need is a box of Saltines and a tube of ointment."
........
maybe all i need is a dick in a box.
- Jaline0
yeah, because if you go all out and cook this huge production... It is something she will expect to continue in the future.
morilla
(May 2 07, 09:02)I disagree.
- dibec0
I used Hungry
Man for a long time. Right before "they" arrive pull it out the wave and drop it on the table.Professional.
Class.
Effective.
- ********0
then if she doesnt Jaline, she knows she is being played for some action.
So then why deal with all the formalities and just get down to biz?
- ********0
If you don’t know how to cook (like me, I mean I think I can cook but not like dobs or madirish by any stretch of the imagination), something that is fairly easy is spaghetti and salad.
But you actually make the bread, and the sauce.
Make the salad something good though with stuff like ... vegetables and fruit.
I almost acted like a normal human for a second I want to go back to my usual nature now, haha.