food to get laid
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- texascris0
wait!- you are in Chilé?!!?
oh man.... this changes everything. you have so many wonderful dishes and ingredients to work with. whatever you do, just be sure to use the proper type of Pisco.... Peruano.
:)
madirish
(May 2 07, 09:18)----------
hell yeah, the pisco is a must
- ********0
- texascris0
it's not what you make that counts, it's the implied effort...
barbtastic
(May 2 07, 09:18)-----------
amen...... that´s it
- CALLES0
fondue
- FrdmOfSpch0
thank you. my advice is prolly the most salient and experienced you'll get on this forum.
really, the more you seem to her like you are trying to impress her - the more like a boy you will seem and make her nervous.
Don't try and impress her. Allow her to live up to YOUR standards. That's powerful.
Suck her into your world and your reality.
Cook for her if YOU enjoy cooking.
I've only recently got into cooking, and because of that i've only recently had a couple of girls over who i shared this side of my life with.
That's the frame it should come from.
ALWYAS ASSUME THAT SEX IS ON AND ACT NON-CHALATNTLY ABOUT IT. AND ABOUT ESCALATING.
- ********0
ok, fine, so i can't cook very well.
*stuffs hands in pockets scuffs feet.
- Jaline0
Everytime I read one of FrdmOfSpch's posts I throw up in my mouth a little. I think it has to do with the capitals.
(sorry to gross people out in a food-related thread)
- FrdmOfSpch0
it's all about the frame dude.
candle's, fine china, cheesy music, are out.
taking her shopping, leading the interaction, getting her to do something to cook - tease her physcially and verbally while she's cooking-make it a fun adventures, throw an ice cube down her back, joke around like kids, then take her to your bedroom and fuck her brains out.
escalate naturally and without any fuss or ceremony.
- FrdmOfSpch0
Jaline has a mouth???
- neue75_bold0
it helps, but only if she's on the fence still about whether she should fuck you or not...
The only advice I can give is - make damn sure nothing has come out of a package...
nothing...
actually, make sure you have no pre-packaged food in plain sight or for that matter, even in your cupboards [sometimes they snoop], and if your herbs and sweet potatoes are all fresh... it's all deadly...
- barbtastic0
agreed. preservatives = turn off
- ********0
presently, i'd rather know about food to get paid.
- neue75_bold0
honey...
- mrdobolina0
fly me and madirish out, we will do all of the cooking for you and then jump out the window and go to the pub for the rest of the evening. best idea yet.
- ********0
"All I got is hard dick and bubble gum."
- Fabolous(sic)
- e-pill0
try some of this...should get you laid...
:)
- texascris0
fly me and madirish out, we will do all of the cooking for you and then jump out the window and go to the pub for the rest of the evening. best idea yet.
mrdobolina
(May 2 07, 09:50)I don´t think you will mak it in time, but if you ever come to Chile you are welcome to come to dinner (no sex thou.... never)
- texascris0
i even got some ganja chocolate chips cookies fos desert
- mrdobolina0
dude, you dont need to cook if you have ganja cookies!
- texascris0
hahaha
just got them as back up