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" She'll bring a plant or flowers. If she brings candles you probably wont even need to cook!
If you use a cleaning service to clean your place, DO NOT use them on this day. You need to clean the place up yourself, because you are not expected to have the place immaculately professionally cleaned. Women can detect a professionally cleaned apartment, and will think you are spoilt and lazy.
You need to clean the place like a mutherfucker yourself, and when you are done and satisfied that you will never do it again as thoroughly, then do the following:
1. Make a smudge on the bathroom mirror.
2. Put half a potato chip on the floor in a visible corner in the living roomThese actions are designed to give you the confidence you need, to take her to bed after the "amaze yourself Dinner" you are about to concoct. You see the first time she goes to pee, she will wipe off the smudge. She will notice you cleaned the place damn well and secretly give you big brownie points for the effort, but
"Typical guy that you are you missed the smudge" After she wipes the smudge pour her a cocktail and sit for a while in the very clean and tidy living room bullshitting about anything.Then you go take a piss to see the smudge gone, while she picks up the potato chip! "