what the %$&# to i say?
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- jamble0
its At the ritz carlton in miami beach and its a focus group for don perignon testing.... has any of you done this before?
CALLES
(Apr 17 07, 07:29)haha .. that may be the funniest question I've ever seen.
- OSFA0
order a pizza to be delivered after 1 hour of being there. At 1:45-ish let the strippers come-in. Bring your camera and post pics tomorrow.
- k0na_an0k0
"Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"
- OSFA0
a-ha!
- ********0
"this is shit!"
*throws glass against wall
- jamble0
tell them you usually drink it with a mixer like pepsi
- gramme0
"You guys don't frequent Newstoday, do you? No? Good, then you've missed the fact that I misspelled/mispronounced the 'Dom' in Dom Perignon, venerable 'Don' though he may be..."
Then proceed to chug a bottle in one slug, smash it on the podium (you must have a podium), then scream out while doing your best hand-in-jacket Napoleon impression: "VIVE LA FRANCE YOU LAZY BASTARDS!"
You should probably leave shortly after that.
- ********0
Make up a funny name like ... Tibby McFaddlesworth.
- ********0
In conversation, always look about 6 inches to the left or right of someone’s eyes.
Just keep that up and see if people move their head to kind of like get in your field of vision, and if so, move yours accordingly (bonus points if you were six inches to the right, and then move six inches to the left afterwards).
Say nothing and act as if this is perfectly normal behaviour.
- OSFA0
After a few glasses, ask if anybody has directions to the 9:30PM AA meeting in Miami Beach cuz you are lost.
- OSFA0
In conversation, always look about 6 inches to the left or right of someone’s eyes.
Just keep that up and see if people move their head to kind of like get in your field of vision, and if so, move yours accordingly (bonus points if you were six inches to the right, and then move six inches to the left afterwards).
Say nothing and act as if this is perfectly normal behaviour.
flavorful
(Apr 17 07, 08:22)Hahahahahahaha!
- ********0
Hahaha, OSFA:
- CALLES0
this is gonna be interesting.... im sure theres gonna be a couple of hot chicks... you can really get fucked up with that shit...
- ********0
go to the vodafone site and memorize their crap.
- neue75_bold0
"It's ok with me"
- ********0
Just say - how does my hair look, and where's my 300 bucks?
- neue75_bold0
"New toasting strategy: _ _ _"
- honest0
"Hey girls, I know this is only a tasting, but is it okay if we have sex?"
- neue75_bold0
"Anyone else snag a raging case of chlamydia from those toilet seats? No... Just me...."
- CALLES0
you can get drunk as shit with champagne ... how many should i drink