what the %$&# to i say?
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- ********0
and worries
- OSFA0
walk in wearing a mariachi hat and a hawaiian shirt with tons of beads.
- material-10
"gimme some more a that astispumate er whatever"
- JackRyan0
Don't say anything for a while...act aloof and uninterested. Stand against the wall, in the back, in the shadows. Build a mystery about yourself. Then...introduce yourself as Grendel Caliban. Then talk about the nose having initial notes of fresh almonds and grapefruit that gradually lead into cashew nuts and spices complemented by lightly toasted brioche...then move on to the palate...
- joyride0
sniff it, swirl it (maybe, not sure about champaign), drink, come up with something ridiculous to say about it.
Just google the proper way to drink champaign so you don't look out of place.
dp don't taste very good IMO, the
- spendogg0
they will have specific questions for you to answer - go with your gut and be honest, they need all kinds of feedback. its not something you need to do homework for.
- mrdobolina0
"Do you have any blow?"
- kelpie0
winner
- paraselene0
i don't understand. are you meant to be speaking publicly to these people?
if you're just IN the bloody focus group, don't worry about it. answer the questions. get pished. done.
- material-10
"where all my nappy headed hos at"
- ********0
Yea, I don’t see the point of this thread unless you want everyone to know you are going to be drinking Dom P at the Ritz-Carlton and that you make less than 100K.
:P
- ********0
I went to a focus group once. And they has a shit idea for a beer competition. So I told them it was a shit idea and told them why. But they did it anyway. fools.
- kelpie0
damn fools.
- CALLES0
you guys aremaking crack up... only problem is that i think its about 2 and a half hours and i can see myself being very well behaved for the first hours and after im going to remember this funny things ytou guys are saying and they are going to start shooting out my mouth
- Mimio0
The Ritz has excellent cookies. Call for a tray of those. Ask around to see if anyone else wants some.
- ********0
the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
and a dark wind blowsthe government is corrupt
and we're on so many drugs
with the radio on and the curtains drawnwe're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
and the machine is bleeding to deaththe sun has fallen down
and the billboards are all leering
and the flags are all dead at the top of their polesit went like this:
the buildings tumbled in on themselves
mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
and pulled out their hairthe skyline was beautiful on fire
all twisted metal stretching upwards
everything washed in a thin orange hazei said: "kiss me, you're beautiful --
these are truly the last days"you grabbed my hand and we fell into it
like a daydream or a feverwe woke up one morning and fell a little further down --
for sure it's the valley of deathi open up my wallet
and it's full of blood
- ********0
Make a pie or cake out of Ritz Crackers like you see on the back of their boxes and bring it to the function.
When people ask you what the hell it is simply respond, "To be honest I have no fucking idea, who the hell makes a pie or cake out of Ritz crackers?"
- JackRyan0
"Yo...ha hehehe ha ha(stoner laugh) I was on the internet and I saw a picture of this girl and she had one of these bottles..."
- neue75_bold0
I's not a competition..