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- doesnotexist0
haha! the gf was next to me, and she said, "ew."
- cosmo0
hahahaha nice.
- tasty0
u realize this belongs in the oral sex thread
- bcline0
ah! shit, i forgot about that thread
- pr20
so here is the scoop on condoms:
theyc ouldn't name the small condoms small because noone, even guys with small penises, woudln't buy them so they named them "regular." So almost every condom out there that says regular is actually small--- now you know why they feel so tight. In other words the large condoms are actually regular and XXL condoms are only large.
- Jaline0
no words
- joyride0
so here is the scoop on condoms:
theyc ouldn't name the small condoms small because noone, even guys with small penises, woudln't buy them so they named them "regular." So almost every condom out there that says regular is actually small--- now you know why they feel so tight. In other words the large condoms are actually regular and XXL condoms are only large.
pr2
(Apr 9 07, 18:15)damn!!!! =(
- Jaline0
sad, pr2
- tasty0
Jaline, why do we both keep coming back to threads having to do with weiners....i'm more worried about myself. Make a vagina thread.
- mg330
Alright, I'm a little tired, so...
Is the ad:
1) showing that she gasped at the sight of a huge penis and split the edge of her lips?
2) showing that she used a condom on a huge penis during oral sex and split the edge of her lips because it was so huge?
2) showing that she didn't use a condom during oral sex and got the herpes on her mouth?
Which one? Clever stuff.
- Boz0
so what happens if the regular condom is actually big for you?
are you at that point ready to shoot yourself or it's only tongue action from that moment on. :)
- mg330
Boz, if that happens, you go to Japan and stock up on them, because they are TINY there.
- tasty0
Alright, I'm a little tired, so...
Is the ad:
1) showing that she gasped at the sight of a huge penis and split the edge of her lips?
2) showing that she used a condom on a huge penis during oral sex and split the edge of her lips because it was so huge?
2) showing that she didn't use a condom during oral sex and got the herpes on her mouth?
Which one? Clever stuff.
mg33
(Apr 9 07, 19:50)I thought 2...but now that you mention 1...i think that is much more clever.
- Jaline0
I think it's 2 as well, but maybe you should be on the marketing team...
- cosmo0
Boz, if that happens, you go to Japan and stock up on them, because they are TINY there.
mg33
(Apr 9 07, 19:54)hmmm...how do you know this?
- mg330
I could also see a variation of #1 as a result of screaming out during actual penetrative sex.
- mg330
Cosmo,
Besides having visited Tokyo this past summer and my friend joking about how tiny Japanese condoms are there...
I really thought everyone knew that rumor that Japanese men are very tiny. I don't want to be stereotyping people so just going to stop right here - but I think everyone's heard that at least once in their life.
- akoni0
I really thought everyone knew that rumor that Japanese men are very tiny. I don't want to be stereotyping people so just going to stop right here - but I think everyone's heard that at least once in their life.
mg33
(Apr 9 07, 20:13)---------------------
yes you are stereotyping
Love,
Anthony Tanaka
- iamnotyourgirl0
i always buy extra large. does that make me a slut?