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- neverscared0
it's so overt it's covert
- neverscared0
I will give everyone laser beam eyes and shoes that make them invisible!
- ********0
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- albums0
Your scumbag brother-in-law? Is finished. Done. You understand. I will own him when this is over. Every cent he earns, every cent his wife earns, is mine. Any place he goes, anywhere he turns, I'm going to be there, grabbing my share. He'll be scrubbing toilets in Tijuana for pennies. And I'll be standing over him to get my cut. He'll see me when he wakes up in the morning and when he crawls to sleep in whatever rathole's left for him, after I shred his house down. I will haunt his crusty ass forever. Until the day he sticks a gun up his mouth and pulls the trigger, just to get me out of his head.
- Jesse Pinkman
- Fax_Benson0
The children are the future - unless we stop them now.
- monospaced0
"Go suck a dick. Ill derail your thread if I like you liberal faggot."
-- CygnusZero4
- _niko0
"Why would I make any more [Star Wars] when everybody yells at [me] all the time and says what a terrible person [I am]?"
- Sep0
"Jesus there are some serious dopes on this site. Really thought this was a slightly more intelligent crowd"
- CygnusZero4
"I spent a half hour playing portal 2 over the weekend. I couldnt figure out what I was supposed to be doing. I just turned it off."
- CygnusZero4
- drgs0
http://www.facebook.com/DalaiLam…
"All the world’s major religions, with their emphasis on love, compassion, patience, tolerance, and forgiveness can and do promote inner values. But the reality of the world today is that grounding ethics in religion is no longer adequate. This is why I am increasingly convinced that the time has come to find a way of thinking about spirituality and ethics beyond religion altogether."
- MHDC0
"You're a typical hater, these phones are the best. Factories have problems, its not an Apple issue. Their phones are the best, you can't deny that. You try to deflect with this stuff, you dig it up and spread it around. So what if they riot? The 5 is the bomb, so what if they die, I just have to have one, have you seen the new screen? Its much longer and stuff, its so packed full of win I just can't get enough... So what if they suffer, just check out the maps... Okay that's not quite working hey! look at these apps!. Chinese people argue. They always complain, just look at the features, this shit is insane, I'm queing til friday, I can't live without. The workers are stalling? HEY SORT THOSE CUNTS OUT. I don't want to know what my iphone5 cost, I don't give a shit about 'ethics I've lost', If I don't get this handset, my status will sink, don't talk about hardship, I don't want to think about thousands of workers who fund my new phone, through hardship and fingers worked down to the bone, at the end of the day if I don't have a five we should send in the task force and flay them alive. A young girl just jumped? Can they get her replaced? Did she leave some instructions on how to keep pace? I work hard for the privilege of getting in line, to buy minor replacements each time after time, if they queue for employment then it's good for them too so get back to your stations, make good with the that glue, get that anodized casing on, don't make a scratch you'll get punished for marking just one of a batch, when you're older you'll probably get given a raise but for now work for dog shit to SERVICE THIS CRAZE, eighty thousand young souls on a minimum stamp, working shifts round the clock but I still have to camp at the store for my turn so we all sacrifice, just stop hating the brand cuz you KNOW this shits NICE. AM I RIGHT? LOOK AT THE FUCKING PLUG SOCKET MAN OMG AWESOME. APPLE KILLIN IT AGAIN. NOBODY CAN TOUCH THIS SHIT ITS THE BEST. Apple make killer product. You're just a bunch of haters. Sorry this post is so long. Killing time in a queue." - horp
- canoe0
"I wanted to go to the party but I lost my iPhone"
- whatthefunk0
"How much is a five dollar foot long?" asked by kid in line at a Brooklyn Subway, my buddy and I fell out laughing...
- CanHasQBN0
"definitely some sort of sex dungeon.."
-autoflavor
- i_monk0
“I often think that presentations are more difficult than the work itself. A presentation has to share just enough of the process so that someone who has not been a participant can understand the ‘inevitability’ of the solution, and that the solution is the culmination of a rigorous and systematic investigation of all reasonable possibilities.
“When you present work to a client it is important to have a point of view. The tricky part is to provide several good solutions to a problem and then not allow the client to choose other than the best one.
“It’s surprising how hard that can be sometimes.”
— SAUL BASS
- CanHasQBN0
"Quick question- did we legitimately fuck in the alleyway last night?"
-A text from a girl I recently met
- That one's a keeper********
- she's terrified that she let you do that and can't remember because your dick is tiny, right?monospaced
- a keeper? looks like a massive insult, to memonospaced
- we didn't even fuck. i only fingered her. maybe she thought my finger was a dick? she was so drunk.CanHasQBN
- hahahahaha! you don't remember either?monospaced
- just teasin'monospaced
- That one's a keeper
- monospaced0
All good things come to an end. Internet arguments never come to an end. You don’t need me to finish the syllogism. In the absence of an end condition, there’s only whoever has the last word. So all online arguments come down to the two people who just will not shut up. They’re like contestants in a Fifties-era dance marathon, each bodily dragging their own limp argument around the dance floor in hopes that the other will collapse first.
BY LORE SJÖBERG12.17.126:30 AM
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2…- You agree with this articles?? It's completely wrong on so many...... oh fuck it.CanHasQBN
- I never said that. I just quoted the articles Asshole.monospaced
- CALLES0
The Christmas season’s full of traditions and activities that we can only bear once a year.
Touretteshero
- whatthefunk0
I think it says in the Bible: “There is a time to dance to techno and a time not to.” Joe Strummer
- vaxorcist0
Complexity is your enemy. Any fool can make something complicated. It is hard to make something simple. - Richard Branson
... probably already somewhere in this thread, but I used to try not to quote that too soon in a meeting going sideways with account execs saying yes to every random extra feature...