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- scruffics0
"He observed that the people drinking alcohol would just get drunk and sing and be jolly, whereas the people drinking coffee remained sober and plotted against the government."
- Stewart Allen
- CALLES0
The only thing wrong with your ass - is you!
told that to the girl from last night
i know... keeping it classy
- GeorgesII0
ahahhaha
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Clayton Bigsby: WHITE POWER!
Clayton Bigsby: Everybody, I have alot of things to discuss, mainly nigras!
Clayton Bigsby: America's at war with Al-Canada!
Clayton Bigsby: But we're still losing the war against AAAAAALLLLLLL... SHARPTON!Kent Wallace: The Asian community was a target as well.
Clayton Bigsby: Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!Kent Wallace: Mr. Bigsby was also critical of the entertainment industry.
Clayton Bigsby: Don't let the liberal media tell you how to think and feel! If you have hate in your heart let it out!
Clayton Bigsby: If you don't like "Will & Grace", don't mean there's something wrong with you! Means there's something wrong with Will; he's a homosexual!Kent Wallace: Politicans weren't spared either.
Clayton Bigsby: WHITE POWER! Colin Powell... Condoleezza Rice. Condoleezza Rice, sounds like Mexican dish.
Clayton Bigsby: Maybe we should put her on a plate and send her to Mexico so the Mexicans will eat her. White Power!
- CALLES0
"People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do."
-i dont know who
- CALLES0
Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.
Robert Anton Wilson
- sine0
How do you live forever?
"Quietness and effortlessness..."
- Unknown Buddhist Monk
- ********0
I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be
- sine0
"Tweet others as you would want them to Tweet you."
- Bill Cosby
- pango0
"finding myself a bit hungry, so i may go and get a snack"
- Magicpatch
- monospaced0
"It's not rocket science. We're only animating a squirrel."
— Luke, Modern Family
- sine0
"
Breath, breath in the air.
Don't be afraid to care.
Leave, but don't leave me.
Look around, choose your own ground.Run, rabbit, run.
Dig that hole, forget the sun.
When at last the work is done,
don't sit down. It's time to dig another one.
"
- CALLES0
"It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams."
~Gabriel García Márquez
- sine0
"So... I don't know. I don't. There's too much. Isn't there? And not enough, at the same time."
- Dylan Moran
- GeorgesII0
"I just smoked some meth, farted into my cupped hands, then wafted the delicious scent up to my nose so I could savor the intricacies of a poor diet."
- IFUCKINGLOVEMETH
- PonyBoy0
"It's hard to be Charles in Charge when you're not Scott Baio."
—Kenny Powers
- Miesfan0
During dinner, Nancy Reagan turned to him and asked what he'd done with his life to merit an invitation. Straight-faced, Davis replied: "Well, I've changed the course of music five or six times. What have you done except fuck the president?"
- Glitterati_Duane0
"My Girl's a ho"
- Patrice O'Neal
- kaptenfest0
"People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends ain’t it. If the drug’s aspirin and the monkey’s got a headache, is it right?"
- sothere0
"Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good." Karl P