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Client quotables: http://adverbatims.blogspot.com/…
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Quote of the Day:
It is called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin
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The drug user drowns in the same pool mystics swim in.
Joseph Campbell
- Concrete0
I need a cheek mullet!
detritus
aka Nairn
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Quotes by Stephen Hawking
10. "Einstein was wrong when he said "God does not play dice". Consideration of black holes suggests, not only that God does play dice, but that He sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can't be seen."
9. "I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
8. "My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all."
7. "I find that American & Scandinavian accents work better with women." In response to a question about the American accent of his synthesiser.
6. "Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. In the end, however, I did put in one equation, Einstein's famous equation, E = mc2. I hope that this will not scare off half of my potential readers."
5. "My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus."
4. "To show this diagram properly, I would really need a four dimensional screen. However, because of government cuts, we could manage to provide only a two dimensional screen."
3. "Life would be tragic if it weren't funny."
2. "The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order, which may or may not be divinely inspired."
1. "Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end."
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"I merely lack techniques in some ares of Photostore as I am just getting to grips with it."
- The Great Tony Turner
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“Of my years as code-monkey and pseudo-cool-boy-software-whizzki... I have only retained a profound contempt for corporations and their management personnel.” — Dave
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"www.fouty.fr"
--fouty
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If we knew the world only through synapses, how could we know the synapse?
Richard Powers
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I'm not clicking that you mad fucking hacker.
HACKER! ITS A HACKER... SHUT DOWN! SHUT DOWN! SHUT DOWN! BURN YOUR DESK!!!!--studiospooky
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett
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If there is no struggle there can be no progress
--Fredrick Douglas
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Quote of the Day:
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
P.J. O'Rourke
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Something about
"Don't accept Authority as the truth, but always accept Truth as the authority"
- rtr0
"Obama WILL Win"
"Obama WILL Win"
"Obama WILL Win"
"Obama WILL Win"
"Obama WILL Win"
"Obama WILL Win"
"Obama WILL Win"
"Obama WILL Win"
"Obama WILL Win"
"Obama WILL Win"
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove (1964)
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Creativity is the ability to introduce order into the randomness of nature.
-Eric Hoffer
- Ampersanderson0
Talking to designers about Sagmeister is like talking to a brick wall about bricks.
—Jennifer Daniel, from subtraction.com
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I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: "Hey, whatchoo readin' for?"
Isn't that the weirdest fucking question you've ever heard? Not what am I readING, but what am I reading *for*? Well, godammit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well... hmmm... I dunno... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is so I don't end up being a fucking waffle waitress.
--bill hicks
- he would end up a waffle house waiter most probably.********
- are you really gonna split hairs with a dead comedian?********
- yeah since he thinks its funny to piss on a waitress who asked him why he was reading in a restaurant********
- he would end up a waffle house waiter most probably.
