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    I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: "Hey, whatchoo readin' for?"

    Isn't that the weirdest fucking question you've ever heard? Not what am I readING, but what am I reading *for*? Well, godammit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well... hmmm... I dunno... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is so I don't end up being a fucking waffle waitress.

    --bill hicks

    • he would end up a waffle house waiter most probably.
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    • are you really gonna split hairs with a dead comedian?
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    • yeah since he thinks its funny to piss on a waitress who asked him why he was reading in a restaurant
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