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Quote of the Day:
The ultimate paradox of materialism is that the one feature of the universe which alone gives meaning to all the rest is the one feature which has to be declared redundant! Nothing can account for its emergence; nothing follows from its existence.
John Beloff
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"If you make it through, on your feet, fighting hard to the final curtain and without one single friend in the world, then you know you made it because you're a true fighter, with fists of ham and balls full of life"
Charles Bukowski
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Quote of the Day:
Adventure is just bad planning.
Norwegian explorer Roald Amundsen.
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Brilliant execution without brilliant strategy is irrelevant.
-Pat Fallon.
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Arrogance is one of the worst diseases of scientists and it gives rise to statements of authority and finality which are expressed usually in fields that are completely beyond the scientific competence of the dogmatist. It is important to realise that dogmatism has now become a disease of scientists rather than of theologians.
Sir John Eccles
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Life is too short to dance with the fat girls
-Hank Moody
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"The opposite of a girl is a boy!"
Robin
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Maple Donuts are for skanks.
-Andrew Dupuis
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To me style is just the outside of content, and content the inside of style, like the outside and the inside of the human body. Both go together, they can't be separated.-Jean-Luc Godard
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"our special today is a hot pocket, which is cooked in a dirty microwave."
"is it cold in the center?"
"it's frozen. but it can also be served boliing lava hot"
"will it burn my mouth?.."
"it'll destroy your mouth. you'll taste rubber for a month"--jim gaffigan
- I have loads of jim gaffigan mps's at home :D funny guychossy
- his hot pocket bit puts me in tears. his voices are histerical********
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"Why go out for a hamburger when I can stay at home and masturbate?"
- Anon
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"Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively." ~ Homer Simpson
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"stay away from my special lady friend!"
dude
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All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!
Dr Frederick Frankenstein, in Young Frankenstein.
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It's hotter then a squirrels rectum in here.
-My Dad
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Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man...living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
George Carlin
- funny thing is hes a christian guy. born and raised catholic. kevin smith too (dogma)********
- one could then argue that he speaks the truthflyingnowhere
- funny thing is hes a christian guy. born and raised catholic. kevin smith too (dogma)
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A quote from Steve Earle, about Townes Van Zandt..
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."
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And a quote from Townes..
"I've met Bob Dylan and his bodyguards, and I don't think Steve [Earle] could get anywhere near his coffee table."
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in response to calles:
"Thou shall not kill. Murder. But when you think about it,... religion has never really had a big problem with murder. More people have been killed in the name of god than for any other reason. All you have to do is look at Northern Ireland, Cashmire, the Inquisition, the Crusades, and the World Trade Center to see how seriously the religious folks take thou shalt not kill. The more devout they are, the more they see murder as being negotiable. It depends on who's doin the killin' and who's gettin' killed."
--george carlin
great bit, about the 10 commandments fucking funny and intelligent as hell
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whole bit.