Stripclub tips/etiquette
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- k0na_an0k0
Well yeah it's friggin easy when you're GAY!
kidding. haha.
- mikotondria20
..sorry, is this a real thread ?
Like - are people actually writing what they truly believe or is it an ultra-ironic parody of attitudes towards strip clubs..?
I think I just read genuine discussion about 'how to get the most action' from strippers, for money ?
Are you serious ?! Yall sound like a bunch of 14 year olds talking about a porno magazine..
I went to a stripclub once, whilst out 'on the town' with a nasty guy I didnt like, doing a complicated yet worthy favor for a friend..
I entered the place with a head full of preconceived ideas about the acting and the interacting that would go on, and how it dishonored everyone involved, and funnily enough, after one lapdance, those preconceptions were justified.. 'why ?...It's only money, I kept thinking, as a stranger rubbed herself on me because she was being paid to..
Had I at the time, had misgivings about relating to all women on an equal basis, and sustained and festered power and relationship issues from an incomplete childhood bond and separation from my mother, I would have been only too happy to have 'regain control' from 'these bitches', as I stuffed money into their undergarments..
Who's in control now, that's right, turn me on my terms, bitch, I would have thought as the night rolled on, and my cash ran out.
However, being the sane, responsible and mature individual that I am, I immediately realized the inherent tragedies that were unrolling in front of me, and I really felt sorry for everyone involved as they all looked lonely and desperate.
Dont give me all this 'its actually just a nice place to hang on, they're all upscale now, theres nothing seedy about it' bullshit..
Its sex for money.
Its a trade of power between 2 parties who cannot find that power any other way.
Its emotional parasitism
masquerading as titillation and glamour.
- morilla0
strippers = hookers
- forcetwelve0
id never been in one until travelling through europe. a canadian guy id met and I decided to go into one in barcelona. was all good, so we ordered a couple of beers, had a chat, bit of a laugh with the girls... then we get the bill for the beers - 35euro for 2 amstels.
lesson is - dont drink too much in strip joints!
- CALLES0
ok my bosses tell me "please come to the strip club with us" and im ok... strip club or office.... i went for the stripclub
- mikotondria20
stay in the office, away from the stupid people that go to stripclubs, for as long as possible.
Rip the piss out of them when they come back.
Show them this thread, where I call them twats.."Twats"..
Like that.
- morilla0
"Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside...Good night, folks! " -- P. Griffin
- acescence0
"so, tell me about your father."
that's usually a good ice-breaker
- version30
"how much does a polar bear weigh?"
enough to break the ice.
- wyclef0
go in with a briefcase overflowing with 100s, and bills falling out of your pockets and i don't think you'll need any tips. they'll take care of you.
- onewhoslaps0
... but I've never been to a strip club, so I don't take my word for it.
Point5
(Jan 8 07, 11:29)Point5 could please bind and sell that in print form.
thank you.
- 23kon0
it's so demeaning.
grunttt
(Jan 8 07, 11:17)
-------grunttt, from that statement its WELL obvious you havent been to a strip club.
i wouldnt go into a strip bar like in the afternoon just for a drink or anything like that - thats for sad old men that cant get any. but i am of the opinion that they are ine for stag nights or drunken boys nights out.
i would NEVER say that they are demeaning to the girls though. mate, they wouldnt be DOING the job if they didnt like it. THEY are the ones that are laughing at the end of the day , going home and counting all the cash they've had stuffed into their panties.
in the end, its them thats in charge and what they say goes. and they are never going to do anything they dont want to do.good on them , i say.
completely taking advantage of the drooling guys with cash in their hands.
- emecks0
do NOT pay over the odds for champagne. If they really are thirsty they WILL drink the glass of tap water you get them or gladly take a swig of your beer.
- nessdog0
t's so demeaning.
grunttt
(Jan 8 07, 11:17)
-------grunttt, from that statement its WELL obvious you havent been to a strip club.
good on them , i say.
completely taking advantage of the drooling guys with cash in their hands.
23kon
(Apr 6 07, 00:54)Agreed! I've been to a couple of strip clubs with my boyfriend and buddies... I was expecting to feel sorry for the girls but to be fair they're pretty damn clever.
Has anyone been to Darlings Cabaret in Prague? haha the midgit dancers were off the hook. Haha.