Stripclub tips/etiquette
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- OSFA
Are there any tips to get let's say... the most for your money?
Any advice or stories you might wanna share?
A clown here at work insist he knows everything there is to know and do at these joints...
- edd-e0
in nyc you have to sit on your hands...so you cant touch, but every where in the world seems like anything goes...
- tasty0
go in with no pants on.
- RoomFive0
You have to sit on your hands everywhere surely?!
I once went in REAL drunk, and somehow must of told a dancer where I worked in my drunken rabbling... and she came in to see me the next day at work and asked me out! s w e e t ;)
- OSFA0
are u sure u were not still drunk?
- mrdobolina0
drhux is a strip club vet.
- RoomFive0
are u sure u were not still drunk?
OSFAlol... or dreaming! I'm never sure, maybe I should cut down!
- CALLES0
is better to go in small numbers or even better alone... sit in a strategic place... make eye contact and dont go running around for them and the most important is never to go at night around weekend time... they are there to make the most money they can. go in afternoons and maybe you can sit down hang out get to talk to them and if you show up a few times they start to know ya.... and oh yeah if you want any special favors never go to the room without being clear on what will happend and how much
thats what i've heard anyways ;)
- grunttt0
i've never been to a strip club, i'm quite proud to say.
i've seen the occasional stripper at a the occasional bachelor party.
it's so demeaning.
- harlequino0
A clown here at work insist he knows everything there is to know and do at these joints...
OSFA
(Jan 8 07, 11:02)You should tell him that he shouldn't be too proud of that.
- OSFA0
'clown' being the keyword, reminds me of horny 17 year old high school losers desperate for some... sad.
- OSFA0
and oh yeah if you want any special favors never go to the room without being clear on what will happend and how much
CALLES
(Jan 8 07, 11:17)yeah right and get slaped and kicked out!
- CALLES0
well some strippers will like you more than others... and first they offer
- Point50
• tip the girl while she's dancing on stage (the girls hate stage dancing, so show her some love and she'll show it back on the lapdance)
• be clean. shower, put on cologne, etc.
• dress like a baller - whether it be Wall St. style or NBA thug style, they know the stereotype that will spend more money on them, so their likely to do more to impress you.
• buy them drinks. get em drunk.
• dont' grab, but let them make you grab them. Once they're putting your hands where you know they're not supposed to be, you're in.
• ask them when they get off and if they want to go to after hours with you. Most strippers love to party. If you've spent a little cash on them for the night chances are they'll say yes.
• Don't treat her like a whore unless she's being whore-ish. For example, don't get a lap dance from Bambi and then turn around and tell her to give a lap dance to your whole table of frat buddies from out of town. If she does that on her own without you prodding, well then, you've got a winner.
• Be fit. Believe it or not, any thing about you that might make her job a tad bit enjoyable for her will end up being a plus for you. Guys who are chiseled and fit are appealing to these girls.
• Don't smoke a cigar, constantly sip on your beer or crack jokes with your buddies while she's dancing. That makes it seem like what she's doing isn't important or good. On the other hand, if it isn't good, then do all the above.
• Dont' spend your money on something you don't want. Don't get pressured by the old stripper pressure sales tactics. Stroll the lot, kick the tires and test drive the ones you like.
• If a dance was "all that" give the girl a little extra above and beyond the standard dance fee. This accomplishes two things: 1.) let's her know you like what she's doing 2.) makes you not look so cheap after you told her you didn't want to go in the "Champagne Room"
• Speaking of the "Champagne Room", sometimes it's really worth it in there. You'll have to learn this thru trial and error which means you'll have to spend some cash on several occasions before you find out if and where it's worth it.
• If she's got a friend (and they're both hot), accommodate her as well. This could lead to an x-rated DoubleMint gum commercial in the long run.... but I've never been to a strip club, so I don't take my word for it.
- Jaline0
i've never been to a strip club, i'm quite proud to say.
i've seen the occasional stripper at a the occasional bachelor party.
it's so demeaning.
grunttt
(Jan 8 07, 11:17)+1
I don't really have an opinion about this yet (except for the obvious notion that most of these women have issues), but I never thought I'd see a response like this here.
- Point50
go in afternoons and maybe you can sit down hang out get to talk to them...
CALLES
(Jan 8 07, 11:17)
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The afternoon?!?! Out here, the afternoon squad is comprised of streetwalkers and the 50 years old and up club.I really wouldn't suggest afternoons, unless that' when the real "talent" is around.
- chossy0
I have been to loads of strippers and shit it's fucking awesome funu, the first dance I ever had I was up dancing with her in the booth and I had my top off and we were fully pissing ourselves with laughter it was great she was well tidy and she fully kissed me afterwards.
- version30
this thread is so full of shit, do any of you know any dancers other than the ones you see while at the club?
gruntt you're missing out. jaline, you watch too much tv. seriously wtf is this? (except for the obvious notion that most of these women have issues)
anyone else looking for an answer from this thread the answer is be polite. you get what you deserve if you think money can actually buy you happiness
there isn't a person on this board without issues, you only seem to be more accepting of them as we are in more "socially acceptable" professions
- Point50
oh yeah, remember, go commando with cotton sweats on; that drives some of em wild.
it can also get you kicked out!
;)
- hiatus0
fuck all this there better outside of the states or in the ghetto spots....
-wu-tang
thats my word!
:-D
- edd-e0
I have been with loads of strippers and shit it's fucking awesome lovin', the first dance I ever had I was up dancing with him in the booth and I had my bottom off and we were fully pissing ourselves with laughter it was great he was well tidy and he fully sucked me afterwards.
chossy
(Jan 8 07, 11:33)