Stripclub tips/etiquette
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- chossy0
shut it tight panto the destroyer.
- OSFA0
I love flavorful.
Jaline
(Jan 8 07, 11:49)
- TheBlueOne0
shut it tight panto the destroyer.
chossy
(Jan 8 07, 11:58)That's Mr. Tight Panto the Destroyer to you...
- chossy0
ha ha ha :)
- Jaline0
I love flavorful.
Jaline
(Jan 8 07, 11:49)OSFA
(Jan 8 07, 12:00)haha, you're too much like flavorful. You must be him.
- TheBlueOne0
You want to pick up a stripper?
A) Don't sit at the bar and tip those singles and fives, grab a back table and chill out.
B) Look interesting. Be interesting.
C) When the girls walk by, engage the one you fancy in a bit of conversation (you won't have long) , and when she dances on the main stage, walk over, get her attention, tip large, and then go back to your seat away from the bar.
D) refuse lap dances.
E) It helps to be fluent in Portuguese or Russian these days. Learn one of them.
- flavorful0
I love flavorful.
Jaline
(Jan 8 07, 11:49)OSFA
(Jan 8 07, 12:00)haha, you're too much like flavorful. You must be him.
Jaline
(Jan 8 07, 12:04)hahahah. :D
Actually, that's how I read your post initially and didn't notice you didn't write that verbatim until just now... haha.
- mpfree0
flavorful has been to the Cricket
- flavorful0
That's a very good guess considering how shady that place can be from what I hear, haha.
I've never been inside however.
- mpfree0
Anthony's and Cricket are too of my fav's fav.
- CALLES0
oh and you have coke is a plus... for some reason strippers are very attracted to your money and cocaine... i never figured that one out
- flavorful0
Haha, Greek to me. The only reason I know Cricket is because it's by Ritter's Diner and has that huge Jiminy Cricket on the side of the building that I thought made for a good bar to go to ... however then people laughed and were like, 'That's a strip club b.' hahah.
I love Ritter's.
Well drunk, I would never eat there sober.
- Point50
flavor,
no sweat on the reply homie. Why did I write such a long response? Because I did that whole scene for almost 4 years out here. It only took me 6 months to realize what to do and how to not get taken for my money. Nowadays, out here in Vegas, strips clubs are more than just naked women and greasy poles. They are afterhours nightclubs. It's actually fun to just go hang out and drink if you're a semi-smart person and don't assume that just because that little argentinian girl in the school girl outfit is looking at you means that she wants to go home with you now!
sigh, I really subscribe to the whole "take everything in moderation" idea...
Last lapdance I got in the last 3 years was about 3 months ago. My cousin turned 21, I took him out, then we hit a strip club at 3am. I saw a girl that was hot, got a dance from her that was out of this world, then she asked me to go to the champagne room and I told her "no, I'm not spending that kind of money". She battled me and tried to talk me out of my wallet, but in the end, we were both laughing and she moved on.... and that was that.
- mrdobolina0
one time, about 8 years ago, I went to the dumpiest strip club in my city in el barrio and an overweight stripper's heel broke and she fell right on top of me, breaking my chair and my azz.
- flavorful0
Hahah yes. Plus you're in the Strip Club capital of the world.
I'm in Pittsburgh.
Just the places around here look dirty and shady as fuck. Especially the stories I hear of what goes on in them.
Vegas is completely different and seems to be more of an atmosphere thing and if you want to partake in lapdances and stuff then you do it, if not then you're just mingling in the crowd away from that part or whatever.
I didn't end up going to any of them though.
Had to see Carrot Top!!!*
* I wish I was kidding.
- 305artist0
Calles!!! WTF!!!!!
- Seff0
peep this
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cf…
- Point50
HAHAHA, flavor, I was at this local sushi spot/bar right around the corner from my house last summer and carrot top was there, sittin on swizzole! him and his chick, who was also yak'd out were staring at me as I walked to the bathroom by their booth... I just put my head down and kept walking. I GOT PUNKED BY CARROT TOP!
- onewhoslaps0
i got a tip for ya.
sweatpants and no undies.
*creeps entire forum out successfully
- Point50
I got a tip for ya
read the thread!
now slap yourself...