Brick thru a window?
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- grunttt0
Put on your best suit. Go to his house at 2 am on a weeknight, preferably a cold night. Pour rubbing alcohol on the exterior window of his bedroom. Light it. Bang on front door yelling "FIRE! FIRE!" He'll sit straight up in bed, see the window covered in flames and head for the door. When he runs out of the front door (probably half naked) you run into his house, locking him out. After about 10 minutes, being very calm and professional, step out the front door and explain to him that three things that he owns have been dipped in the toliet (that you pee'd in) and you will tell him what those three things are upon payment of the invoice. Calmly walk away into the night.
- ********0
Take the Cartman approach...
Have his parents killed, grind them up into a chilli, and it feed it to him!
- MLP0
pour whole milk into his heater cowls on his car... they will eventulaly spoil and spew rotten stench into his car.
or bologna on the paint job.
- k0na_an0k0
put a flaming bag of dogs on his front porch and ring his doorbell, then run off into the bushes and pet your dog poo and watch him stomp out the flaming bag of dogs.
wait...
- joyride0
banana in the tailpipe?
- k0na_an0k0
go out and buy an old car for like 500 bucks. a real beater. pay cash. use fake names. wear gloves.
then run him over with it.
- mrdobolina0
put ben gay in his jock strap
- digitalswarm0
lol @ kona
- Sven_sk0
make an angry thread about it
or even better yet some sort of slanderous websitewith naked pictures of his wife
and accusations of child molestation and hints at trafficking kiddie porn.
- adamm0
tire through the fish and break the window with the fish tire?
or just kick him in the nuts :)
- k0na_an0k0
buy a mask that looks exactly like this guy and buy the cologne he wears. then, capture a bee.
for 3 weeks torture the bee while wearing the mask and his cologne.
yell at it. smack it around. water board it. everything.
then, 3 weeks later put it in a jar with air holes in it's top and let the bee go in the guys office.
when the bee sees the guy it will go bat shit crazy on his ass getting it's bee revenge.
you have won.
later in the evening when he is dead you and the bee can share a few beers together and laugh about it.
- kinetic0
fuck his face up
he'll pay and everytime he looks in the mirror he'll be reminded to never fuck with you again
- ItTango0
k0na_an0k: sounds labor intensive, but i like it.
you could just continually spam the rat bastard with info concerning britnay and kevin. that's sure to break anyone. but that's sort of like trying to kill someone with Medusa. risky.
- grunttt0
that thing kona said totally works.
in fact thats almost exactly how i met my wife.
- brandelec0
just crazy glue a 9 inch dildo to each tire
he'll drive around like ben hur, but instead of a dope chariot with razor sharp hub caps.. he's got a corolla with spinning cock wheels
- CALLES0
are you fat? just show him your hairy fat ass... and when he looks start shitting doing a funny little dance... he well never be able to get that out of hes mind
- johndiggity0
tape his biz card to the brick.
- CALLES0
give him a little biut of this
- k0na_an0k0
what in the flying fuck almighty!?!
- grunttt0
give him a little biut of this
www.youtube.com/watch?...
CALLES
(Nov 14 06, 13:19)so i like to kick back and have a couple of beers while chatting with chossy on the ol' iSight.
Don't judge.