Brick thru a window?
Brick thru a window?
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- grunttt0
Put on your best suit. Go to his house at 2 am on a weeknight, preferably a cold night. Pour rubbing alcohol on the exterior window of his bedroom. Light it. Bang on front door yelling "FIRE! FIRE!" He'll sit straight up in bed, see the window covered in flames and head for the door. When he runs out of the front door (probably half naked) you run into his house, locking him out. After about 10 minutes, being very calm and professional, step out the front door and explain to him that three things that he owns have been dipped in the toliet (that you pee'd in) and you will tell him what those three things are upon payment of the invoice. Calmly walk away into the night.