Brick thru a window?
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- adamm0
tire through the fish and break the window with the fish tire?
or just kick him in the nuts :)
- k0na_an0k0
buy a mask that looks exactly like this guy and buy the cologne he wears. then, capture a bee.
for 3 weeks torture the bee while wearing the mask and his cologne.
yell at it. smack it around. water board it. everything.
then, 3 weeks later put it in a jar with air holes in it's top and let the bee go in the guys office.
when the bee sees the guy it will go bat shit crazy on his ass getting it's bee revenge.
you have won.
later in the evening when he is dead you and the bee can share a few beers together and laugh about it.
- kinetic0
fuck his face up
he'll pay and everytime he looks in the mirror he'll be reminded to never fuck with you again
- ItTango0
k0na_an0k: sounds labor intensive, but i like it.
you could just continually spam the rat bastard with info concerning britnay and kevin. that's sure to break anyone. but that's sort of like trying to kill someone with Medusa. risky.
- grunttt0
that thing kona said totally works.
in fact thats almost exactly how i met my wife.
- Visia0
I say go to his house, wear a suit, carry a briefcase and grill him on the situation.
If he stonewalls you then go back outside, grab your crowbar out of your trunk and proceed to smash his brand new Corvette to pieces while screaming: "You see what happens Larry! You see what happens?! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! You see what happens?! Here's what happens when you fuck - a - stranger - in - the - ass - Larry!"
Then hit the In-N-Out Burger.
- brandelec0
just crazy glue a 9 inch dildo to each tire
he'll drive around like ben hur, but instead of a dope chariot with razor sharp hub caps.. he's got a corolla with spinning cock wheels
- CALLES0
are you fat? just show him your hairy fat ass... and when he looks start shitting doing a funny little dance... he well never be able to get that out of hes mind
- johndiggity0
tape his biz card to the brick.
- CALLES0
give him a little biut of this
- k0na_an0k0
what in the flying fuck almighty!?!
- grunttt0
give him a little biut of this
www.youtube.com/watch?...
CALLES
(Nov 14 06, 13:19)so i like to kick back and have a couple of beers while chatting with chossy on the ol' iSight.
Don't judge.
- CALLES0
get creative.... i say brick and a big nice steaming turd on the hood of hes car
- enjine0
flat tires.
that shit is a bitch!
brik through a window doesn't even hassle him if he's lazy.
- Dancer0
or.........
wait for it.......
hang on.........
go to his office and ask for the cheque. gasp!!!
;)
- grunttt0
brick through his tires.
- Witt0
scorch his colon .
- j_red0
1.get two nasty pieces of fish from your local fish market.
2. smear one all over his dashboard
3. hide the other underneath his seat springs
4.he will clean up the dashboard and get rid of _most_ of the smell, but the smell will get worse over time.
that's what i would do.
- flavorful0
Pay off their mortgage ... that would show them.
- OSFA0
brick through his tires.
grunttt
(Nov 14 06, 11:22)hahaha!
How about his firstborn?