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- ********0
Don't ruin it for me. I thought the poor spelling of 'loadstone' was intentional..hence why I thought it was pure comic genius
- chossy0
cheers for the heads up on the spelling, I pretty much rule at everything else though. Including loading vaginas :/
- mr_snuggles0
I'm like a vaginal gallstone just waiting to be passed...
- rasko40
Depends on the length/depth of their relationship but you are definately in CUNT territory. If they were serious then you should steer clear.
- KuzII0
ah chossy, what do they know eh?
From what i gather from the personality you project on here, you're sexually frustrated and haven't had minge in donkeys years. In which case, you get yours homey!
Sure it'll ruin your friendship with the dude, but who gives a fuck? U can always make more friends! There's over 6 billion people on this planet. N'am sayin?
Also, if i was you, i'd strike quickly after they break up. Girls use sex for validation, and after a break up, the validation instinct is especially potent. Have her come over to your studio and "catch" you bollocking an intern. "You stupid intern, how dare you disobey a direct order! *slap... oh hey baby, didn't see you there!". And then she'll be all like "ooh, he's such an alpha male, it'll totally validate me as a woman to have sex with him!".
But then she'll get buyers remorse, but who cares?? You got yours!!
I bet you don't shag her.
- honest0
sex sex sex!!!
- ********0
this thread strides the internets like a colossus
- ********0
What number is that rule then?
- mr_snuggles0
Have you even left for your vacation yet rand, or is this it?
- ********0
I'm in an interim purgatory twixt home and cape code.
but I'll be here to bore you even when I get there!
- paraselene0
omg he's at the airport.
- chossy0
I'd love to go to cape cod simply for the name :D, is it an expensive place to get to from britain?.
Rand could you take the time to let me know what you guys got up to and a little information about it once you get back and aren't too stressed..seriously please :)
I am Rand.
- kelpie0
I think we can obviously all learn a thing or two from Big Kuz, Master of Teh Hos n Bitches...
- rasko40
If I lived in CC I would totally open a theme park or something themed around The Caped Cod, a superhero cod, who does all kinds of super hero deeds. Maybe I could start with a fish and chip shop and work up from there, but I feel that is a bit twisted, to serve our heroic mascot as food seems debauched and untrustworthy not to mention exploitative.
Long live The Caped Cod!
- Nairn0
Chossy doth bestraddle this thread like Ron Jeremy before the AIDS scare.
* Sidesteps frantic pumping
- paraselene0
i think it's safe to say that my life would be infinitely better if i had neo contact d...
- chossy0
too late Nairn you got pumped frae some lassie he he just like tommy sheridan and those swingers parties did youse read that tommy tan got pumped frae swingers :/.
- KuzII0
The World Is Yours And Every Bitch In It ™
- kelpie0
when is the publication date, Kuz?
- HumanMale0
It's the unwritten rule – don't do it.
Would you like it done to you? Exactly.