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- HumanMale0
It's the unwritten rule – don't do it.
Would you like it done to you? Exactly.
- kelpie0
oh crikey para, I could have got you something closer that that!
- paraselene0
i got bored half way through and just threw in a california.
you can't let these things go undone until after lunch or they just get done poorly.
- kelpie0
aye chossy, if you pure molested my old burd, I'd pure punch you then hit you with a cup, thn you'd punch me, then I'd keep hitting you with the cup till you pure peed yourself and theres no coming back from there, you wouldn't even get a shit christmas card
- KuzII0
my ebook kelps? I'm still working on it. Need more West London field experience.
It's gunna be called the Kuz Method™, i fink, though that sounds a bit self-indulgent.
- chossy0
but she is scrum diddly uptious, and she has a but like a ten year old boy :D
- paraselene0
method is rubbish. makes it sound like a way to teach kids how to play the violin.
you should call it "follow kuz on the shining path" or something that implies a bit more bloodshed.
- k0na_an0k0
man law states that no mans ex shall ever be 'open' to another mans taking (speaking of friends of course), except in the instance that the said woman is hot as hell. then it's 6 months.
but let me tell you... this won't end well for you and your friend. you have few friends in comparison to the amount of birds out there waiting for the shag. (oh fuck i'm speaking in chossy now). forget about her and find another, unless... you really think she's the one.
do you think she's hot for the chossinator too?
- KuzII0
mmmm, one is intrigued
paths of glory! or some such shit... It involves taking improv comedy classes... not sure how that fits into "the path." We're still at beta testing stage...
- KuzII0
yes, good point kona, one of the essential elements of "the path", is an attitude of abundance.
There's never "this ONE girl that i like". That's just screwed up finking. Attitude of scarcity.
word.
- kelpie0
but she is scrum diddly uptious, and she has a but like a ten year old boy :D
chossy
(Jul 21 06, 06:05)that just means I'd have to hit you with an even bigger cup. not sure about the 'but like a 10 year old boy' bit though :-/
- joyride0
lol... i like those man law bits on tv. funny shit.
I seem to agree with everyone. hit it if you don't care about your friend. But, it's not going to develop into a relationship. so it's just a hit. so it all depends on what you want out of it? Keep the friend or a piece of ass for a bit? Plenty of ass around...
- ********0
Of course it will end in tears. But the very fact that she is out of bounds is a catalyst for the desire.
oh, And the sex will be hotter too.
- KuzII0
see? what'd i tell ya. Joyride knows the time of day. He's sound. As sound as a pound.
- mr_snuggles0
I just love the smell of fresh cut grass...
- joyride0
guys are funny, i love seeing dudes hit on chicks. 90% of them are idiots when it comes to girls. Have fun, enjoy just talking/playing/messing with their heads... God knows they mess with guys heads
- KuzII0
Exactly joyride!!
I swear you know Game. That's the attitude to take. With me anyway. Come to London and we can be each others wings.
I like to thumb wrestle with random chicks and ask their opinions on off the wall topics. It's just fun innit?!! No one need get hurt...!
- mr_snuggles0
dead fucking bril...
- Concrete0
For more relationship advice, tune into Joyride FM Fridays at 2am.
Ride the joy of love with Joyride.
- Mal0
Get in there like a dug eatin budgies!