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- chossy
mans lawn.....
so a couple of my friends just split up and I really fancy the girl, as in I really really like her, yet the guy is one of my best buddies aswell, so my question is this how long do I wait before I try to pump her?
How long do you guys wait till you pump your babies?.
- ********0
by the time you had finished typing that message, I would have said she would be considered 'on the market'
- paraselene0
one-third to one-half of the total time that the two of them were together.
- mr_snuggles0
I'm only attracted to girls that my friends are involved with...
- paraselene0
a very common affliction, snuggs. if your friends are clever, they'll start pretending to fancy girls they don't really fancy to put you off the scent.
:l
- chossy0
:/ I invited her out tonight. I feel a bit weird cause we nearly beefed each other last time I was round there and she was still with him.
- mr_snuggles0
I'm a bottom-feeder and will defo take whatever I can get so, it's all good either way...
- ********0
looks like not only will you be mowing his lawn. But Before that you seeded it, fertilised it and gave it a healthy watering!!!
- chossy0
of course when I say nearly beefed her I mean she opened the door to her flat and said hello matey which in my book means 'aight hop on lets do this thing'.
- paraselene0
well, choss, i'd say that if you don't want to be a rebound shag you oughtta give her some time. if you're happy to be used as a crutch/penisbearer who will prolly get dropped in a month or so cos she feels guilty, then by all means get on in!
- kelpie0
don't do it right away mate, people are funny and you might get caught in a big pile of complicated poo.
then again, your nuts are your nuts are your nuts, so why not?
- chossy0
I am a vaginal loadstone :D
- ********0
LOL!
- ********0
if there is grass on the lawn, you can mow it!
- kelpie0
I am a vaginal loadstone :D
chossy
(Jul 21 06, 03:31)I see a chossy.com T-shirt give away in that statement chossy :P
- paraselene0
I am a vaginal loadstone :D
chossy
(Jul 21 06, 03:31)it's true. even if i only skype chossy i totally lose track of magnetic north.
:l
- chossy0
..... so on the front it says
'I am a vaginal loadstone.'
and on the back it says
'that means fanny magnet by the way.'
- kelpie0
yaaas!
please fix this competition so I can win it chossy, just don't tell anyone, especially on an internet forum type thingy
- paraselene0
sounds good, choss, but lodestone is spelled as above. unless you want to make some sort of crass pun about 'unloading' or 'popping your load' or something like that, which could totally work in this situation...
- kelpie0
nice when someone gets you out of a spelling error innit, choss?
- paraselene0
it ain't like i'm waiting for the day when someone thanks me for my services, but i do have faith that that day will come. eventually.