party trick
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- kelpie0
my word.
brazen I tell thee, brazen.
- _salisae_0
charming
- kelpie0
that's not a party trick, that's just good social skills.
- kelpie0
unless you mean snakes.
- KuzII0
*throws cold water on jaline
simmer down girl
- Jaline0
I'm clearly a bit more frisky today than I was yesterday! Excuse me while I take a time out in the corner.
- KuzII0
hehe, thats ok jaline, if kelpie hadn't recently been neutred, it would be so ON.
A girl has needs dammit!
*stamps foot
**puts his french style beret on Jaline's headnow go stand in the corner
- flavorful0
You'd be surprised the amount of people that don't know it's an homage to Steve Martin until I tell them (and they still have no idea).
100% of the people I've done it for over the years.
- kelpie0
*munches grass disinterestedly
- Jaline0
*stands in corner, thinking about cookies
- Wolfboy0
i can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
paraselene
(May 31 06, 05:18)Christ, I can't believe I've only met you once.
my fingers and thumbs bend backwards like my joints go both ways
- vwsung18t0
i tell people that i know everyone on NT
- Mimio0
Take a wine cork and a finished bottle and jam the cork inside the bottle.
Bet someone at the party that you can remove the cork from the bottle before they can get a new a bottle and open it.
Now take a cloth dinner napkin and grab one corner of it. Dog-ear the tip about an inch and a half. Roll the napkin up in a tube, overlapping one side under the other. Now slide that into the empty wine bottle. invert the bottle and catch the cork in the napkin, jiggle the cork unitl it vertically aligned with the tube of the napkin. Slowly drawing the napkin outward until the cork is snuggly wedged in the mouth of the bottle with a good amount of the linen napkin surrounding it. Pull firmly and everthing will come out together.
This also works well with smart ass waiters.
- SERF0
I can drink all of your beer.
- SERF0
Taking every single pair of the host's underwear is pretty funny too. Make sure to get the dirty ones kids.
- radar0
I usually highjack the keg and then piss in someones closet
- flavorful0
Is being extremely obnoxious a trick?
No?
Getting away with it perhaps?
- Rand0
I can fit paraselene's entire head in my mouth
- mr_snuggles0
I can only get her knickers in my mouth.. :(
- Rand0
hrm