party trick
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what's your's? I don't have one :(
- paraselene0
i can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
- Jerry0
pop my monkey...
- determinedmoth0
Sleeping with your wife and peeing in the laundry basket.
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- paraselene0
i also fake a mean seizure.
- determinedmoth0
i also fake a mean seizure.
paraselene
(May 31 06, 05:19)So THAT'S what you were doing...
I was right to just leave you laying there right?
- krust0
i can literally talk shit
- jox0
I can flip a box of snus (round thing, swedish tobacco thingy) with my hand and have it land perfectly on my arm and then punch it nicely so it lands on my head. You should see it, I'm fucking awesome at it.
- determinedmoth0
seriously, i can bend a smoke in half so the tip touchs the butt without breaking.
a better trick is... well. If I told you, you'd never fall for it.
- Concrete0
I plant cress seeds in your Mums new carpet.
Give it a week and you'll have a lawn in your lounge.
- chossy0
I used to do the bishop knife thing from aliens. I have around 13 scars on my right hand. It used to freak people out when the knife landed in my hand but it didn't hurt me......much!!.
I hate myself.
- Jaline0
the ability to tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue
i wish
- chossy0
Practice makes perfect jaline ye mad rocket ye!! :)
- Jaline0
yeah, I'll keep practicing ;)
- Rand0
talk with forked tongue
- rasko40
welcome to one eyed jacks.
- Nairn0
I can ruin any party mood, simply by being the dark brooding mass in the corner, staring awkwardly at the host. "Who invited him?" I hear in whispered tones on the other side of the room ("no one, I snuck into the basement 3 days ago and have been living off panty scent behind the dryer" i think to myself, wry smile sneaking across my face, entirely misconstrued by the other 'goers)
- Jaline0
Nairn, I usually stay in the corner, hide, and wonder what I'm actually doing at the party in the first place.
- Rand0
hahaha
- chossy0
you guys should get fucked up on booze and make folk dance like I do I'm a proper cock at parties probably cause I love a good house party thats why yeah boyeeeee!!!.
- Nairn0
You've not spent months in darkened basements, living off panties too, have you Jaline?
*gahk.. Sorry.
Yeah, I know what you mean - I tend to question my reason for existence at about 80% of parties I go to - a distillate of all I see as being pointless in the world. We Curious Humans.
Really though - I'm not a complete twat - if you want to invite me to a party, I'll bend balloons and smile sweetly..